Call to Caption: The Obamas

"And when Doocy gets done, Gretchen Carson comes out! growl, grrrooowwllllll goes Gretchen!"

How come I only get these posts when the contest is over??
Watc out for the bunny...Don't tell me you've never seen the Holy Grail with Monty Python?

Yuck... To have children... That means Ann Romney had to sleep with Mitt!

......and when the doctors removed Dick Cheney's heart they found it was black and cold and crawling with baby snakes.

"That's right! We're gonna scratch Romney's eyes out....go gurl!"

thiz face

you are in time out girls

Say it with us folks.....Seeeelllll Ouuuut!

Her: Ooohh honey, Rothschild is bigger than he looks
Him: Just keep smiling baby, only 4 more years

Michelle: Oh shit, Barack. Those poor little Americans want their precious White House back. I've spent too much of tax money making it our palace, we just can't loose it now. Do something to stop them!

Barack: No fear Michelle. I've got them right where I want them and I'll squeeze their stupid little necks and pockets until they bow down to us.
Ha, ha, ha!

Michelle: I smell money, No really it smells like dirty ole' money. What is causing that smell?

Barack: The Republicans are coming and they're gonna tear out your souls and make you slaves to the corporations.

Michelle: Really the whole town smells like filthy stinky money, Barack do you smell that?

a BEAVER says . . . "WHAT" ???

Look Michelle, Bo just crapped on the Constitution. That's my job!!!

We wants it, we needs it. Must have the precious. Precioussssssss.

If you smelt it, you dealt it!

Ah...Michelle......is Bo doing what I think he's doing over there? Quick, get me a plastic bag and I'll grab it like this.
And just what are you feeding him, anyway. Is that corn in there? (for texture)
Glad no one stepped in it.

This is what I should have done to Jan Brewer when she pointed in my face with her finger, a reverse hammer lock and twisted that finger off!! Then see if she tries that AGAIN!! Then Michelle says"yeah baby you show her".

"So in my first debate with Romney I'm going to grab him by the balls and twist until he admits that his health care reform is working for the people of Massachusetts."

Now that's how ya twist a titty!

In a bizarro alternate Republican universe, the Wicked Warlock of the West-wing sneers at the innocent (and eminently electable) Mitt Romney Gale, "I'll get you, my richy, and your little dog too ... uhh, after you unstrap him from the roof of your car. OMG, what a mess!"

No, no, no. That is not an Easter egg.

This is what republicans see when Obama says, "I will give you universal health care, my pretty, and create jobs too."

Obama's in Oakland: Thizz face

SENDING THE FAT ASS TO LARDO CAMP!

kalimaaaaa.. kaliimmaaaaa!!!

Look what the dog did to Romney's car!

ewww look! A republican!

So I told Speaker Boehner to vote my way or I'd sic you and Bo on him!

President Obama when asked to do his best Dick Cheney impression

Invisible pickle jars are the worst!