Call to Caption: Mitt Romney

I must be in Celtic territory, where are the Kennedys? Oh, that's right, I used to live here. (It get's so confusing with all of my homes.)

No wonder Mitt Romeny supports more money to the U.S. Military with his and the GOP's multiple wars its raging. Like the war on Women's reproductive rights, women's equal pay, the LGBT community, the immigrants, the poor, the middle class, democrats, regulations.

But they still have the 1% who they cater too.

Late Entry -

No, No, folks...I'm not really a barber, but I played one in High School!!

"Wave to the Hispanics, Mitt. They're the ones who did our lawn. Get your hand out of your pocket; you don't have to tip them."

(Stadium announcer): By show of hands, who in here is a narcissistic, spoiled, delusional, bigot?

SS Agent (photo center) suddenly realizes why Mitt flip-flops so much....there's a toggle switch on the back of his neck!!

Mitt waves over his new bully buddy Kevin Garnett as his wife and secret service agent look on with concern.

I have ten thousand dollars in my pocket,who wants to bet I make an ass out of myself debating Obama?

(Earpiece microphone channel): Agent 1 to Agent 3; situation critical. This guy is excreting massive amounts of hot toxic gas! No escape route. In need of assistance immediately!

'Cause I've got one hand in my pocket
And the other one is hailing a taxi cab

(with apologies to Alanis Morissette)

"Who let those regular people in!"

And that was the moment when Bill Johnson, Secret Service agent and all-around badass, began to doubt that he could take down Charles Barkley.

(I don't know the guy's name; I made something up.)

Oh would you look at this; if I've told shirt-presser once, I've told shirt-presser a thousand times... DO NOT neglect the shoulders!!! Hmmmm maybe this friendly-looking gentleman behind me can blow some of his hot air onto my shoulder and steam it for me.

Ahh..The feel of money in my pocket after firing people makes me giddy!

Heil Mittler!

"Thanks for your support, suckas!"

Uh, oh. Black guy. Better hold my money clip. Hi, how are ya?

"I'm so sorry for what my friend may or may not do you. Ha, ha, ha, ha!"

"I'm not sure who that is. Probably someone I short-sheeted at summer camp."

OMG Seamus did it again, maybe if I smile and wave no one will notice that brown stuff running down the window.

Mittens? Honey? Why is that girl showing you her......pillowing things!

Can you see the "GG" logo on my belt buckle? It's marvelous. I love the finer things in life

I don't always wear blue jeans...but when I do,they're Armani's.

Heil! Damn my balls feel good.

If i am stuck guarding these morons for 4 years I just might go postal...