Call to Caption: Mitt Romney

UPDATE, June 19: Republican presidential candidate Mitt Romney addressed the quarterly meeting of the Business Roundtable at the Newseum in Washington, DC. Romney outlined the agenda he would pursue in his first 100 days in office, including approving the Keystone Pipeline, repealing and replacing health care reform and fundamentally changing tax policy.The community shared some great captions, but there could only be one winner:
- "So What?....I only cut off this much of his hair." -- by notsure
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UPDATE, June 18: The finalists are in. Cast your vote on our Facebook page for one of these three submissions, then check the current.com home page Tuesday afternoon to see the winner revealed:
- "I didn't declare it on my taxes because my island is only this big." -- by KevinMahoney
- "So What?....I only cut off this much of his hair." -- by notsure
- "There is really about this much difference between democrats and republicans..." -- by Russell Murray
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Each week, we post a buzzworthy image and ask you – the creative minds of our community – to submit the perfect caption. We'll pick our three favorites and put them up for a vote on Current's Facebook page on Monday afternoon. The top-voted caption will be featured on the current.com home page Tuesday afternoon.
Submit your best caption below and good luck! (Note: Some pictures may be worth a thousand words, but this one isn't. Please keep entries to 200 characters or fewer for consideration.)
(Photo: Getty Images)
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SIBob
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Missed by that much 99.
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SIBob
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StnMtnRich
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"Now... a stack of hundreds straight of the printing press..."
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StnMtnRich
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MediaFactotum
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It takes a Wee Willie Winky this big to make babies with my wife!
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MediaFactotum
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BrandonHanson
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"Progressives like @antichryst666, and @cenkuygur, will tell you that it's my mountains of cash that can win the election. But I'm here to say that you need creative ideas as well."
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BrandonHanson
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BrandonHanson
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"Libs like @antichryst666 finally have to admit, that on the issue of abortion, the Michigan senate has provided powerful evidence that the human brain can be finished maturing, when its only yea big."
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BrandonHanson
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KevinMahoney
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They tell me the meat on a Wawa hoagie is THIS THICK! Those protesters really spoiled my lunch!
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KevinMahoney
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KevinMahoney
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What's a Wawa and why did all those people not like me?
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KevinMahoney
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KevinMahoney
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I didn't declare it on my taxes because my island is only this big.
- 11 months ago
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KevinMahoney
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KevinMahoney
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I didn't declare it on my taxes because my island is only this big.
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KevinMahoney
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KevinMahoney
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This is how much I give a s#!+ about what you think.
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KevinMahoney
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Joel_
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it was just a LITTLE WHITE LIE!!!!!
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Joel_
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KevinMahoney
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Hiiiyyyyyeeeeeee-ah!
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KevinMahoney
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KevinMahoney
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I squish your head
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KevinMahoney
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BrandonHanson
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"What people don't understand, is that a 5 foot tide will lift the middle class boat, as they don't let their conscience weigh them down."
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BrandonHanson
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BrandonHanson
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"I once had somebody ask me 'Willard, what is the Bain of most rich people?'
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BrandonHanson
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radiowiz32222
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All you little people are about yay tall compared to my Bain Capital corporate raiders. But thanks for voting Republican anyway!
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radiowiz32222
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LaidOnOffOnOff
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etc....and and and, then that dumb mutt tried to bite me so I clamped his little furry, ungrateful mouth shut - and and and then I stuffed his wet, doodoo buttsky right back in that airtight box for the rest of the trip, ha ha ha!!!
- 11 months ago
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LaidOnOffOnOff
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notsure
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Obama wants me to pay taxes. I only make a stack of Benjamin about this big everyday. It's not that much money. Trust Me.
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notsure
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notsure
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So What?....I only cut off this much of his hair.
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notsure
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Sasha3368
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Ha! Back in my time, I was "THIS" big! Now that I'm older, well ... Things have kinda changed.
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Sasha3368
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crabbyoldguy
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"Honestly, I've seen it, Michelle keeps it in a jar on her vanity"
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crabbyoldguy
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RobinsonBackpacker
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This...is how much I care about the middle class!
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RobinsonBackpacker
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Tonicrochet
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I'm crushing your head.
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Tonicrochet
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Lawrence_Waterman
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I'm that big!!! Really....I am!!!
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Lawrence_Waterman
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Rui_94
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This is how much I will raise your taxes. Its not a lot, trust me, I'm used to measuring this much...
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Rui_94
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Harold_Mason
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AMERICA ----AMERCIA...It's all the same to me...C!!!!!!!!
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Harold_Mason
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Vic_Romano
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I know I'm only that big, but you'll feel like you got f___ed by an elephant after four years of me.
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Vic_Romano
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Harold_Mason
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Vic_Romano:
lmao.....PRICELESS.....
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Harold_Mason

