Call to Caption: Obama and Boehner

John I said happy birthday not HAPPY HOUR!

Bartender... Get Johnny another drink.

so, YOU're still upset i got reelected huh?

So John, you're gonna get the tab, right? I spent all my cash campaigning.

John - I am your father {in Darth Vader voice}

During a team building exercise where you have to say something positive about the person to the right of you, Obama gave Boehner a gentle pat on the shoulder and exclaimed, "The tan looks good John." But, because of the tension between the two parties, Boehner never could be sure...

There's a vortex here. From this side of the room, everything gets bigger. From the other side, everything gets smaller.

Uh-oh.. Please don't make me start crying.

Coffee and beer together, JB? Now let's see who can hold his water the longest!

That's OK Johnny. Remember you always have golf.

Obama: Now John, Let's have a talk about all those silly Bush tax cuts.
Behnoer: Not gonna cry, NOT gonna cry!

Don't worry, the new budget won't affect the price of your bronzer.

Yeah bitch! I'm back again, and what!

Now now, don't cry!

"No worries John, I've got your back!"

Just get over it, John. Your time has past.

Hey Buddy, you all put a lot of sh.. in the game and you still lost. Now let's get down to business and get this stuff done.

The president is clearly thinking; If only I could conduct a "purge" just like Stalin would have done!

He who smelt it dealt it

Obama strokes "boehner" during meeting.

don t act like this is the 1st time you got your ass kicked. Keep messing with me and I ll kick it again.

Ah...here's the "service" button! Last time it didn't work....

Obama says to Boner "I know you're an idiot and an obstructionist, but I'll pat you on the back anyway."

John, the last I heard, Mitt was getting thrown under the Republican "One Term Only" bus.

I'll bet two votes and an earmark in the House I can force this smile longer than you can.

"Don't weep, John. It's goin' to be OK."

ya know, John...in another life, we coulda been friends - NOT!

No John, you're NOT the most interesting man in the world... I am!

don't worry, John. Michelle tells me I taste like chicken....

H-zouse sp-zeeker, weaker, meeker. Gimme no riff bout no fiscal cliff. Sequestration no good for da nation. How bout some negotiation?

No John, my tan is real unlike yours.

Slide your chair over a bit and make some room for the joyless jowly gentleman from Kentucky !!

Yeah, you're my bitch.

Now listen carefully Mr Speaker, when the wrong things are being valued and rewarded, people have the right and duty to resist, and they are resisting.

Did you just say you can deliver at least 40 Republican votes to raise the tax rate on the top two percent ?

John, you know if I continue to slavishly serve global corporate interests, you'll have to continue with the socialist, communist, hogwash...

JB: Yes indeed, that's compromise, I'll drink to that Mr President!

It's okay John, they make all sorts of lubes now.

Well, Johnny - are you finally ready to tell those tea-baggers that YOU are the boss?

No, really. I was just kidding you when I said it wasn't beer. It's beer. No, John, I gotta level with you. The past 4 years was hell... it's not beer!

Ha! I'm gonna win the bet i have with the White House interns. Hehe, the old "kick me" prank. Classic.

John, just sign the the bill to raise taxes on the rich and I'll get you an appointment at a tanning parlor.

Well John, you get to call me "Mr. President" for Four More Years!

It's ok, you can go golfing anytime, but right now we got work to do

John, It's time to step up and do the right thing for the American People.

Smoke up Johnnie

That's what you think, We're still getting rid of those tax cuts

hmm, the off switch to the Boehnerbot 2000 is right about here

That's okay, John, now that the election is over and you can tan again you'll be yellow again in no time.

Don't worry, I'm going to make them an offer they can't refuse.

Well J B your not ONLY naive but your a DICKHEAD as well ! Congratulations .

Damn, and I just got this suit cleaned!

it's all good, John!!!!

Oh..come on,Boehner.. don't cry..It's best for the country if the rich and corporations pay their share of taxes

Eboonnyyy, and Idioccyyyyyy

Don't worry. Your public statements will make a lot more sense when you finish your 5th grade arithmetic workbook.

It's OK John, everyone knows you're just a big wuss.

Now, now, Johnny, don't cry. It's your birthday!

Hey John, watch me pull a quarter from your ear.

Just take it like a man

Hey, Mr. Boner, you need to get rid of the fake tan from a spray can and try a different appearance. How about acting like a snob who cries at the drop of a hat? Forget it; you do that most of the time already, you cry-baby Boner.

Yes, John, that's a knife.

Now you scratch my back.

The balm before the storm.

"To me, you'll always be Boner"

Eh, John ... a few more sessions in the tanning booth and you'll be as dark as me ... dawg!

"Take your stinking paws off me, you damn dirty ape!"

Ah hell the Blackety-Black man is touching me. What is going to happen to my tan!

Cool Cat Cool vs. Boo Boo da Fool!

This won't hurt, did it?

"Don't worry, We won't be too hard on you guys."

Cheer up old man, only 4 years to go and the Tea Party will be harder to deal with than me.

"Come on, John, don't pull another one!"

I know it was your birthday, but no you don't get to be the President for the day!!!!

Yeah, John, it's pretty close. Were you trying to match your tie with your spray tan?

"There, there, John. Just let it out."

There there, John, there is no reason to cry.

Hey Buddy. You think that was bad? Wait until 2014.

In my opinion..I would work from just beneath the McConnell's and Boehner's to seek true individuals that would benefit from negotiations and let it float pressure to the top.
With Mitch pulling in 30 million a year he has little to loose or care to gain other than obstructionism search just under the skin for those that can benefit from presidential attention and new ideas.

President Obama says to Speaker John Boehner: "...and if you can't get that crazy caucus of yours to get in line behind ME... uhhh...the American Public will blame you for the cuts to Defense AND raising their taxes! School's in, Sucker."

So, you're thinking of becoming a Democrat now!!?

Nice set of threads!!

The President reaches in to perform the Vulcan mind-mend on the Speaker... Further proof that Obama was NOT born in Kenya.

You can drink your misery away tonight Bud.

President Obama to John Boenher: "John, if you would change your priorities a bit and think about the American people rather than your republican agenda to block me on every issue, we could make a lot of progress.'

It is ok old man, I know you thought you'd be sitting here with Romney

President Obama says to John Boenher "John, I feel you've got a good crying jag coming on!" ;-)

Both are thinking "I'M WITH STUPID"

We sure have them fooled, don't we?

There.there son...that wasn't so bad now was it?

Behave in front of these nice people, John, or I'm going to spit this water in your face.

Just look at him, now he will be a good doggy, no?

Sorry but this time, it's me that'll bone you, loser!

Hey John, let me wipe off a little "woop-ass" I have on my hand.

It's a hell of a thing to find out the only people who agree with you are either uneducated or greedy sociopaths John.

Not to worry Mr. Speaker....we won't run out of tissues.

"Don't worry, John, I'm not going to run in 2016."

I don't blame you for feeling nervous John. After the way I kicked Republicans ass this election I wouldn't want to be you right now either.

You look like you have been sucking on a lemon John. Is there something bothering you?