Doctors Equip Yorkshire Man With Cyborg Sphincter
source: http://www.popsci.com/technology/article/2009-11/doctors-equip-yorkshire-man-cyborg-butt
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"The operation changed my life and gave me back my pride and confidence," Galvin told the Daily Telegraph.
After he spent a short time with a colostomy bag, the doctors surgically removed muscle from Galvin's leg, fashioned it into an ersatz sphincter, and surgically implanted electrodes into the new muscle ring. Doctors then installed the device in Galvin.
Now, Galvin is free from the indignity of a colostomy bag. He controls his functions with a small remote control, about the size of a cell phone, that operates the electrodes. Now he can do his business at his leisure, although the muscles and electrodes will need replacement every five years. "Because of the remote control I can lead a normal life again," Galvin said.
Armed with his new sense of confidence, all Galvin has to do now to steal Steve Austin's crown is fight Sasquatch.
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macdontcare
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One would hope no one else could get their hands on the code the "cell phone" operates on. It could make for some embarrassing moments. Remote controlled shitter!
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macdontcare
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ryan8566
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i know this was serious for this guy, but i was wondering if it could be used as a 'bedroom toy'.
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ryan8566
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isnamthere
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Does his ass make that little "do do do do do do" sound like the 6 million dollar man?
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isnamthere
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isnamthere:
I believe int hthis case it would go "doo doo, doo doo."
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bombastinator
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mojojuju
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"He controls his functions with a small remote control, about the size of a cell phone, that operates the electrodes."
I for one would like to have that level of control.
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mojojuju
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scarlettcutie_01
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mojojuju:
rotfl....laughed so hard I almost cried
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scarlettcutie_01
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neocongo
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If ever there were an interview I would not give, it would be this one.
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neocongo
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JulianCommongold
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I just dont even know where to begin with this one......................
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JulianCommongold
