Call to Caption: Is Mitt Romney broken?

hi, you dumb liberals, I'm not wearing any pants. wanna see my magic undies?

Romneybot gestures with left appendage.
End gesture.

Vote for ME lol!

perhaps America isn't working.

like the sigh behind me sez - my brain "Isn't Working"

HOW - to all you Native Americans out there. It is I, the Great White Father in the East...come to lead you all to....to....to....the Land of Goshen!

Dog gone it! The pepto bismol isn't working. Kids get me the hose! Seamus is sick again on top of the station wagon.

FOR ME

Anne, get me the make-up artist quick! This costume isn't working. Quickly before the world finds out that we are Romulans with pointed ears, upswept eyebrows, and copper-based blood that is green when oxygenated in the arteries and copper or rust colored when deoxygenated in the veins.

Stop everything! My ATM card isn't working, I'll need go to the cayman islands to get more cash.

No really, pick a finger and pull it.

Isn't working? Take a tip from honest Mitt and try Viagra! Side effects may include one larger and stronger hand.

...and still worth more than you AND your whole family.

Just checking to see which way the winds blowing.

You say Yes; I say No -
(I say Yes", but I may mean No)
You say Stop, I say Go, Go, Go

You say Goodbye and I say Hello
I don't know why you say "Goodbye", I say Hello. Hello, hello ...

Wait! I was just about to change my position on that issue. We are in total agreement now.

the ghost of john smith leaves a haunting message about 'magic underwear' as brother mitt tries to seem like joe everyguy

That's not how to perform the one hand salute Mitt.

This hand hasn't done any real work a day in its life.

My campaign money isn't working, and if I'm elected, neither will you.

Vietnam? Forget about it. The South of France Was The Place To Be.

See My Hand? Never Had A Blister.

"The Manicure(ian) Candidate"

Isn't working for a living a Bitch?

Capital Gains! High Five!

Who's idea was it to campaign at the umemployment office? Sheesh look at that line!

Why are they looking at me like that?

I was only 5 years old when that happened!!!!

Oil Can! Someone help! Oil Can!

Wait!!!!....Don't leave....I can explain.....Wait!!!....Don't you believe me???

Brings to mind something about the definition of insanity...

Hold it right there-you proletarian!

Just *stay* on top of the car!

Hey! I'm still under warranty. Don't abandon me yet!!!

Can someone please do me a favor and wind me up? I've appeared to have stopped working.

Mom!! Wait!!

I earned $57,000 a day last year.....Any questions?

Who wishes they were rich like me?

Who would like to lose their job first? Just raise your hands.

Stay back I have no jobs for you!!!!!!!

Yes and I enjoyed taking your job so how do you like that!!!!!!

"It's that other robot who's looking for a heart. I'm happy without one."

This is what constipation looks like

This is what constipation looks like

If you want to go on my grand tour of the Caymans to visit my money, raise your hand and line up to my right!

"Hey folks, my name is Woody! I used to be an animated character in a Toy movie, but presto, now I came to life! Just pull the string on the back of my neck and I'll say what you want to hear!"

Hey, wait fella's! I really have a jobs plan! Trust Me! Stop Running Away!

"Hey sign guys! It might be right, but that not how I wanted it to read!"

"Bye Bye Now, Enjoy The Pink Slip"

...and is stlll making over $20 million a year!

Hi! No, I don't work, but I did get this great black eye. Thanks a lot, Newt!

Wait! Where are you all going? I just happen to have my tax returns right here!