Otaku | May 11, 2009 | 6 comments

Are you fed up of your dolphin hitting the side of the toilet when you sit down to pee?

source: http://www.dannychoo.com/detail/mac/eng/image/18668/Japanese+Toilet+Etiquette.html

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Are you fed up of mopping the floor and wiping the walls after you take a pee?
Are you fed up of your dolphin hitting the side of the toilet when you sit down to pee?
If the answer is "holy yes!" then you need to kneel down to pee!

There is good news for those who are currently thinking "But thy knees will hurt from kneeling down!"

A product called Tenshi no Hizamakura (Angels Knee Pillow) will solve you kneeling problems for only 5,800 yen.
As you can see from the diagram below, one either splashes all over the gaff or knocks their dolphin on the side of the toilet. The diagram on the far right shows how pee can be exposed of without fuss.

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6 comments // Are you fed up of your dolphin hitting the side of the toilet when you sit down to pee?

  • formichinoo
  • bluestranger
  • tootersmoocher
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    • I was totally hoping to read that dolphin was a euphemism for penis in this article....and so not disappointed.

      T.M.I. from tootersmoocher: i personally always aim for that magical spot where the surface of the water meets porcelain...never had any problems. (Honestly I have always found the full-on sound of the stream hitting water somewhat vulgar. Judge if you must.)

      As a side note, I don't quite think the guy in this picture is taking a pee pee. Note the downward concentration and "full palm" technique on the left and the look of utter satisfaction and heavenly thanks on the right. I would like to think most guys could fully palm a flaccid, but sadly that is normally not the case :(

    • 2 years ago
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  • cztheday
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    • tootersmoocher:

      Yes, that would explain why our lad has such rosy cheeks, too -- that special combination of joy and exertion (and, if he is Catholic, perhaps just a slight, passing feeling of guilt as well...).

      And while I concur with the doubtful likelihood that most guys could palm a flaccid, your mention of the fact that you "like to think" about such things troubled me not a little, young tooter...

      Personally, I was focused more on the Angels Knee Pillow...I know that I have always considered the women in my life who make good use of "knee pillows" to indeed be angels of the most merciful kind...

      I am SO going to Hell...

    • 2 years ago
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