Politics | October 18, 2008 | 19 comments

True story: Ninja Volcanos and Fiery Death... could attack at any moment like freaking Godzilla!

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True story: Enter the mind of a child... (read on)

When I was in 2nd grade - 4th grade, we were shown frequent films on volcanoes. I moved from the US to Japan. Neither place did anyone say I was not likely to be engulfed by a roving Volcano (they never said they didn't move, I assumed they would, naturally, most evil things do).

I thought volcanoes stalked us. And that any moment, we could be attacked by hot lava spewing from chambers... Like Godzilla or some shit.
I believed this for so long.... because I thought EVERYONE believed this.

Why wouldn't they? Volcanoes spew shit for miles and you can't hear them coming!
They can get you when you are sleeping, at school, playing in the yard, or in the mall. They actually sneak up on humans.

So I spent my childhood being terrified, thinking a volcano was going to engulf my school, my house, the mall... and we would look like the charred people standing there, killed so fast, we would be in what ever position we happened to be in (hoped I wasn't doing something insanely stupid when it happens, like being on the toilet!)...

Parents, please, let your kids know they are not in danger, unless you live near one. Please, it's never too early. They will grow up happier. And not obsess over fiery death. Don't assume teachers do this for you. Many do not.

Thank you. You can laugh your ass off at my story, my friends do, but while you are at it... Post what crazy ideas were in your head when you were a kid. (smiles broadly)
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