Student punished for spaghetti beliefs
source: http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?in_article_id=43272&in_page_id=2
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I remember seeing a joke on a t.v. show or a movie about this. South Park maybe?
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damn you, sushi bandit, you posted it before i did! grrrrrr...
but yeah, there is actually a following, so as far as im concerned its a religion. yeah its ridiculous, but is flying spagetti really sillier than a god with a elephants head and a human body or a savior thats less dense than water? - 4 years ago
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poptart_invasion:
"but is flying spagetti really sillier than a god with a elephants head and a human body or a savior thats less dense than water?" Bingo. That's the point of the FSM.
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The school had every right to suspend the boy, how do we know he wasn't going to hijack an oil vessel off the coast of South Carolina; these religious extremists need to be taken care of.
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they shouldn't do that because everybody has the right to belief what they want.
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This is just like wearing a yamaka, turban or a veil. Who are we to tell him what to belive in??
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As an Elder of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, I would like to clarify that deep in the sacred texts of the Pastafarianism, Parmasiana 3:16 speficially, it does clearly state that "Pirate Regalia should be worn at all times to pay respect to arrrr God, Chef Boyardie." And I'm referring to the Young Frankenstien Testiment section of the texts, not the Old Bay Seasoning Testiment.
Thanks be to Boyardie. In his name I pray.
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Also, who decides what is a "real" religion and what isn't?
The people?
The government?
If there is no official method for determining what is a "real" religion that how can we equally protect all religions?
The Constituion says our government cannot create a State religion.....BUT we have created a defacto system by declaring tax exempt status for "real" religions.
But couldn't the government (if it wanted to) simply revoke ALL tax exempt statuses for ALL religions except the one it wanted and thereby create a defacto State religion?
These are all troubling question that have all come about simply because a kid dressed as a pirate and went to school.
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Can a dress code supercede a religious conviction?
The state demands that children go to school or be home schooled. If home schooling isn't possible and they cannot afford to send their children anywhere but that particular school....then does the school have a right to override that families religious beliefs?
The law says religious observations must be respected and cannot be infringed upn (Bush even passed a ruling saying doctors who "morally object" to certain medical procedures must have those objections honored and cannot be punished! Bet he's regretting that now!)
The law also says kids must go to school.
Can one law override the other?
The law doesn't say "We'll only allow religious freedom so long as it doesn't conflict with our dress code."
Bush himself (in a ham-fisted swipe at abortion) passed a ruling empowering people to be able to follow their conscience....and he did this stupidly assuming it only applied to Christians who hate abortion.
And here we are now: A less popular religion is being challenged. Will we protect it in the same manner we would protect the Christian religion?
Do we honor the religion and treat it equal to Christanity or do we admit that there is a sliding scale of religious tolerance?
To paraphrase Animal Farm "All religions are equal...except some religions are more equal than others."
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The FSM is supposed to open people's eyes to how absurd religion can be in our society. Of COURSE this is a political statement, and a hilarious one at that!
The question posed here is why this would be unacceptable but 'respect' for other religions is expected. If it's true that there is a dress code and that is the conflict, this takes a different direction. It's all or nothing these days when it comes to respecting people's beliefs. Why should anyone be more worthy than another?
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DeliaTheArtist:
Then Atheist deserve the disrespect they get and you should not defend that idea any more.
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DeliaTheArtist:
"Then Atheist deserve the disrespect they get and you should not defend that idea any more."
why?
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DeliaTheArtist:
She asked why someone should be more worthy...defending only Atheism points out how she thinks they are more worthy.
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DeliaTheArtist:
"Then Atheist deserve the disrespect they get and you should not defend that idea any more."
That's insane. I said that everyone is equally deserving of respect, and asked why it would not be the case- you response doesn't make sense to me.
I do not just defend Atheist points of view. Most of the time I am not privy to people's religions when agreeing or disagreeing with them. As long as people stay respectful and reasonable they can think whatever they want; also, I do not have to be disagreeable to disagree, and usually I am not. You and others tell me how hateful and closed minded I am, but I beg for examples of this all the time- can I have some please?
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DeliaTheArtist:
Also, how is this "anti-god" when they are clearly recommending a compromise? That seems very pro-god to me. --- Taken from: http://current.com/items/89586257/atheist_students_rally_to_change_graduation_ce...
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Problem....you can't know what is God when you don't believe in one. It's insulting to tell people what God is when you can't even fathom his existence. Meaning you're trying to know everything instead of showing that you don't know but assume that's what he would like based on what you hope he actually (if existed) is.
---------------------I compared it to many things, and there are many more I could compare it to. My point of COURSE was not that this is the same as slavery, c'mon! It was that traditional things aren't always right, and that we should be open to change.
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Taken from the same link as the above.
You can't seem to understand that change isn't necessarily good and instead of realizing and acknowledging that you insist that change towards what you like is for the better. Or you would point out other kinds of change that would be for those you don't agree with but for their betterment. But that's not the case. It's your idea that better is in your direction. If not you surely need to learn to clarify better.
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"fundamentally don't agree with but i'm not going around petitioning to change them." Why not?
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From same as above....
again pointing to how you need things to change for the better in your way not in a way that is actually better.
It's obnoxious to think that your way is the only way to dictate change. It's just like Obama. He's all for change as long as it led to him being President.
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The agenda in this case was to make sure the school is properly representing all of it's students. How is that foolish?
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From the same as the above link.
This is insulting because you assume that all students want what you want as you dictate what is the better change.
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I'm sure some did- I can't imagine many atheists voting for McCain/Palin considering their extreme religious views.
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From same link.
Again being insulting for the pure sake of being so...nothing factual in that statement other than your distaste in people, and that's sad.
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DeliaTheArtist:
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I don't understand why people think this is "demeaning" to their god or religion. If you believe in god, why not take a tip from how people deal with evolution and just claim "that's how god works"? Does exploring neuroscience really mean the end of god? From what I've seen, people will defend the existence of their god no matter what- why should this upset anyone?
This is from:
http://current.com/items/89584110/this_is_your_brain_on_god/25.htm----------------------
If you were understanding of how Religious people are then you'd have empathy for why they'd be offended. Instead you just rather be insulting by belittling their need to show dislike for something.
You should understand this since you find it offensive if someone tells you you're going to hell.
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Jammer, are you threatening people with your asinine arguments? My own medicine is the only kind I take; bring it on any day. Your arguments practically prove themselves wrong.
http://current.com/items/89582256/kentucky_homeland_security_officially_dependen...
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It's not insulting to me or when I would have replied I would have made you madder.
It's just insulting in general....showing that you're not sugar and spice and defiantly not nice.
I don't think you're hateful or mean. I just think you think that you handle yourself better than others and pride yourself on that. I'm stating you have a lot to improve on if you want to be better than Christians based on your reactions and calmness.
You can be as snide as you want with me, not only can I take it....but I will give it right back.
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DeliaTheArtist:
Most of the quotes you took are questions, and none of them use insulting or offensive language (except for the one calling you out personally, which was a response to something you had said.)
Of course some of the things I say will be insulting to some people, but I don't go out of my way to do it. Religion is the type of subject that will always offend some people- but I don't offend them personally, I ask them to explain their view points so I can better understand. You seem to think that when I ask people questions, I'm being obnoxious, which I don't understand.
I do "handle myself better" than many others on this site. There are a dozen or so atheists who will bash religion to the ground and I am not one of them. There are more than enough religious people who scream that people's lifestyles are wrong and sinful, but I am not one of them. There are people who argue just for the sake of argument and play devil's advocate constantly, but I am not one of them. I'm sorry that you can not see that.
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DeliaTheArtist:
I'm sorry you can't see that comparing yourself to others doesn't mean you are good.
I can compare myself to a serial killer and show how I don't do those things...doesn't make me good.
Then there are the post you make telling certain people how they send you messages. If you are so much better than others you wouldn't need to call people out like that so that they can look bad and you look reasonable for giving them (what you think) is kindness on your part.
If you don't like being told how you act isn't kind....then maybe you shouldn't be telling others that you think they are rude.
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DeliaTheArtist:
wait a minute...
Delia isn't a power puff girl?
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DeliaTheArtist:
It's not that I don't "like" it, you just do a piss poor job of proving your points. In fact, I'm confused by the point you were trying to make in that reply. YOU were the one that said something about "handling yourself better than others", I didn't pull that out of my ass to make me "look good" or whatever.
I'm more than happy to be called out myself, because it helps me develop the way I talk and deal with people.
edit: I think it's stupid to continue to take up so much space arguing. Post something new or relevant if you want to have this discussion, or email me, or whatever, because I'm sick of throwing subjects way off track because of bullshit.
Rainbow- I'm NOT a powerpuff girl? Damn it!
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DeliaTheArtist:
You're bossy.
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I am surprised because Buncombe county is a pretty liberal place considering it houses Asheville, whose motto is "Keep Asheville weird!" I am sure he is not the lone pirate in the area. Freedom of religion and expression is for everyone, even if we don't like what they believe or how they behave.
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Like any religion its as real as the believer (as long as the believer is real).
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The whole religion thing aside, I don't see the problem here ... why can't he just dress like a pirate in peace? It's not like he's offedning anyone
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I'm fine with the school banning him from wearing pirate clothing even if its part of his noodly religious beliefs, but only as long as they don't allow any other religion expression through clothing either.
That means head scarves, Kippahs, or any other religious clothing as well. I'm actually glad they upheld the separation of church and state but I expect them to do the same for everyone else...
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UrbanGypsy:
agree in principle with the separation of church and state. i don't think this is the issue. this is about personal expression of religion by a student, not by the school district or the school board or a teacher. the school district, would have a lawsuit on their hands if they suspended a muslim woman from wearing a hijab to school... its not the role of the school district or the purpose of the separation of church and state to strip a person of an expression of their religious identity.
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In the name of the Noodle, the Meatball and the Holy Sauce...
this is soo awesome...it's great living in UHHmerica! - 4 years ago
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anyone interested in some background info on pastafarianism, including some pretty convincing statistics on how the rise in global temperature directly correlates with the decline in the number of pirates worldwide, here's the site...
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Had the boy been a member of Heaven's Gate Cult he would have been allowed to wear his Nike running suit (the cult's odd choice for an official uniform) to school with no problems.
Had the boy been, well, a girl and a Mormon fundementalist and wore a prarie dress (that cults odd choice for an official uniform) to school there would be no problem.
Bias!
Why recognize one religion (Mormon's, heaven's gate) but not another?
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crob80227:
Proof that they wouldn't have.....
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I must interject as a resident of said state, the North Carolina school system has recently taken up a uniform policy and with this they have taken a very strict stance on violating the uniform policy.
This kid could have come in wearing a pink fairy costume and would have been suspended just the same.
I dont support the uniform policy schools enact, but i dont want this kid looking like some poor martyr for his 'cause' either, he was just trying to get some laughs and is now trying to get out of the consequences.
QUESTION: why is no one supporting the school for separating 'church' and state? :)
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Because they rather hate than appreciate.
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AswegoAsdego:
agree in principle with the separation of church and state. i don't think this is the issue. this is about personal expression of religion by a student, not by the school district or the school board or a teacher. the school district (i would hope) would have a lawsuit on their hands if they suspended a muslim woman from wearing a hijab to school... its not the role of the school district or the purpose of the separation of church and state to strip a person of an expression of their religious identity.
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AswegoAsdego:
I also live in NC and there is not set uniform in place in area schools
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AswegoAsdego:
Really? hmm, I thought it was state wide.
OK then, it seems the school really has no excuses then for their decision.
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he'll be blessed by his noodley appendage
RAmen
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Hmm... and I just thought this was one of Richard Dawkins examples... I wonder if there is a religion that believes in a flying teapot or an invisible pink unicorn too...
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If the school has a dress code he shouldn't be able to express his religion, no matter what it happens to be.
Besides, what does spaghetti have to do with pirates?!
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So being a Mormon woman who believes that Native Americans are actually a lost tribe from Israel who came to America 1,000 years ago, having multiple "sister-wives" and walking around Wal-mart in a 19th century prairie dress is perfectly respectable. (again...walking around Wal-mart dressed as a 19th century plow woman!)
BUT!
But worshipping a Flying Spaghetti Monster (hallowed be thy name) and dressing like a 18th century swashbuckler while attending high school Algebra is silly and disruptive?
So what's the problem here?
Wrong century?
Eye patch impedes the learning process?
Bias in favor of 19th century agricultural laborers and unfair discrimination against pasta?
One religious belief isn't quite as insane and irrational as the other?
What exactly is it that seperates out the "pirate" from the "prairie" as far as the school is concerned?
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crob80227:
It's mocking and it's not serious. I'm going to make a religion where I can slaughter Online people with butter knives and jelly.
Care to be my first sacrifice to the Internet God Bumbledumble?
It will be painful and harmful and I will wear your blood like water after jumping in a pool....
it's a new religion....you better not become bias in all that wisdom of yours and accept your fate.
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crob80227:
Deuteronomy 22:20
'But if the accusation is true and no evidence of the woman's virginity is shown, the woman must be taken to the door of her fathers house and stoned to death by the men of the town.'someone already beat you to it
seriously that analogy is so out there.
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crob80227:
And? what does that prove? That you can copy and paste?
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crob80227:
the analogy doesn't work.
in your religion you want stab people with butter knives just like the bible condones stoning. in most countries, you're not allowed to do either
and no one would be willing to sacrifice their life because another person's religion says they have to. that's like me flying to iran to open up a dyke bar. it makes no sense, just like your example
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crob80227:
Just like the spaghetti monster makes no sense as anything but mockery.
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This is a bit of political expression guised as religious expression. Essentially, the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is a rhetorical device meant to satirize a religious world view, much like the Invisible Pink Unicorn (which is paradoxically both pink and invisible.) And the kid has a point... Who's to say that the Roman Catholic Church or the Church of Scientology is more legitimate than a Church who's God is a Flying Spaghetti Monster? Personally, I'm drawn to a religion that promises a heaven with a beer volcano and a stripper factory. Who in their right mind wouldn't be?
RAmen
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He's kinda like Jesus! Claiming to worship something made up! awesome :)
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my mom told me of a friend she had in the 80's who started his own church, but used it more for tax evasion than an expression of one's opinion of what religion can be. when the IRS called and said they were coming to check out the church, he said it had just recently "dissolved".
and that's my anecdote.
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The kid is absolutely right.
He says his religion commands him to dress like a 18th century pirate.
How is that ANY DIFFERENT than the fucked up Mormons, er, I mean the sincere religious beliefs of the Mormon religion who command their women folk to dress in 19th century frontier prairie dresses?
Silly folks, what the hell is up with those prairie dresses and the 1970's beehive hairdo's? For the love of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (hollowed be thy name) shouldn't the hair match the same century as the dresses???
And why -- why! -- aren't the men dressed in 19th century frontier garb too? How come it's just the women that have to dress that way?
So if this kid has a religion that commands him to dress like a pirate we must honor that just as we would something obviously made up and ridiculous like Mormonism.
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crob80227:
How the hell is what he, or you do, critical thinking?
It's just critical...which means cynical which also means rude...which also means lack of thinking.
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crob80227:
The point may be delivered in a sarcastic manner, true, but the point is still perfectly valid.
There is absolutely no difference between wearing prairie dress from the 19th century (as per religious command) and wearing swashbuckling pantaloons from the 18th century (as per religious command).
The only difference is the century.
If we are going to respect one religion then we must respect all.
And what this kid has done (albeit inadvertently) is start a national conversation about how religion.
Why is it "ridiculous" to dress as a pirate but perfectly serious to dress like a 19th century frontierswoman while walking around Wal-mart?
Dressing like a pirate while sitting in high school Algebra is "stupid" but we can turn right around and say that dressing like a prairie woman from 1890 and running around a grocery store is perfectly legitimate?
Really?
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crob80227:
You know why it's not ok?
Because it's like stating Klingon is a real language spoken by real people that are actually from the planet Klingon.
Star Trek, as you know, is a TV show (was/is) that had aliens by the name of Klingons. For the movie they decided to actually make a language. It became so popular that it spawned a dictionary, books, stories...whatever.
But no matter how much it spawns, how many people read it, how many people invest their time in making it real....it.isn't.real.
So no matter how many sarcastic barbs, retarded reasoning, disrespectful tone and words and mocking....it will not make what this small minded boy created...real.
Therefore it's not a religion.
It's beyond disrespectful and it's sad that people cannot allow others to believe what they want without mocking them for doing so.
It shows how hollow one's heart really is.
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crob80227:
So no matter how many sarcastic barbs, retarded reasoning, disrespectful tone and words and mocking....it will not make what this small minded boy created...real.
Therefore it's not a religion.
It's beyond disrespectful and it's sad that people cannot allow others to believe what they want without mocking them for doing so.
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Maybe I'm wrong, but didn't you just contradict yourself? - 4 years ago
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crob80227:
Nope.
I'm not a religion nor am I mocking anyone.
I'm pointing out the mocker for playing a helpless victim when he is far from it.
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crob80227:
"So no matter how many sarcastic barbs, retarded reasoning, disrespectful tone and words and mocking....it will not make what this small minded boy created...real."
replace small minded boy with small minded joseph smith or small minded jesus how is it any different
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crob80227:
Wrong question.
You mean to make that a statement. It's not a thought provoking question. It's just a provoking one....meaning it serves no purpose but to piss those who believe off.
"Delusion: Belief said to be false by someone who does not share it."- Thomas S Szasz
You hinted at that as something you'd want to say "Delusional"....so I'm going to share that with you.
Now that's thought provoking.
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crob80227:
"It's beyond disrespectful and it's sad that people cannot allow others to believe what they want without mocking them for doing so."
When you point out that:
"... no matter how many sarcastic barbs, retarded reasoning, disrespectful tone and words and mocking....it will not make what this small minded boy created...real."You are being completely disrespectful to that "small minded boy" and all of the people who choose to involve themselves with this process. It is disrespectful and sad that you can't let these folks believe what they want - ESPECIALLY people who want to speak Klingon (guess what - it IS a language, and real people do speak that language. Its origins may be from fiction, but that does not change the fact that the language itself exists. Same with Elvish.) and get into that storyline.
J_Jammer, I hate to burst your bubble, but ITS ALL FAKE. Religions, ideologies, its all bunko.
Showing disrespect to these people just because you don't believe in their tales is just as bad as thumbing your nose at someone for their beliefs in "established" religions - its none of your goddamned business what these people believe, nor how they choose to celebrate it.You haven't answered a very important question here, either - what exactly makes a religion "real"? You give me any, ANY religious foundation and I will tear it down withing three sentences, I promise.
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crob80227:
"Wrong question.
You mean to make that a statement. It's not a thought provoking question. It's just a provoking one....meaning it serves no purpose but to piss those who believe off."
seriously, i'm not trying to piss anyone off. it's just a question. just answer it! it's not a jedi mind trick. is there a difference? yes or no?
"You hinted at that as something you'd want to say "
now that's a jedi mind trick. you know what i wanted to say? how "all knowing" of you
"Now that's thought provoking."
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crob80227:
Don't try to make someone who mocks other people the victim by stating I'm doing the same thing when I'm not. I didn't call his idea stupid. I called it not a religion and fake. And that it mocks ideas of other people.
And there you have it...it cannot be a religion if it mocks other people's faith and the followers have to follow the ideology in order for it to be 'real'.
He would have to wear that pirate costume all the time for him to be actual.
And I just pointed out the difference.
Two birds, one post.
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crob80227:
"it mocks other people's faith"
you could say the same thing about islam compared to judaism
"the followers have to follow the ideology in order for it to be 'real'."
they do, just as he does
"He would have to wear that pirate costume all the time for him to be actual."
in pastafarianism you only have to wear pirate clothing if you intend on preaching the good word
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crob80227:
He wasn't preaching in school.
- 4 years ago
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cantucwearebrothers
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He should attend a school where their mascot is a pirate.
- 4 years ago
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cantucwearebrothers
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ctz
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cantucwearebrothers:
Yeah, like my school!
Our school mascot are pirates! - 4 years ago
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ctz
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slamber
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Well, religion makes people do crazy things. No matter what kind it is.
- 4 years ago
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slamber
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classic124
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rAMEN!
:-D the Flying Spaghetti Monster is awesome.
When I was in high school, a bunch of people dressed up for "national dress like a pirate day" no one kicked them out. It's not offensive, and it's not really distracting, which means the school needs to calm down on what students wear.
- 4 years ago
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classic124
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Derolr03
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Well people should of known that weirdness is mostly followed by some sort of religious belief. Let the guy be a pirate, as some day he might be defending us from the spagetti monsters, with his boiling water sword.
- 4 years ago
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Derolr03
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NYCLMT
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As an Ordained Discordian Pope, I hereby excommunicate the "responsible" authorities of the school, this is an outrage !
Pirate clothes are not only fashionable, they are very comfortable as well.. - 4 years ago
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NYCLMT
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krazykizza
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My religion tells me to go pee evety day at 12:25. And I do :D Its called the religion of FREE MOFO WILL!
- 4 years ago
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krazykizza
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m4l1c3
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as a pastafarian this is an outrage...WE HAVE A RIGHT TO OUR BELIEFS TOO DAMNIT
- 4 years ago
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m4l1c3
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ClusterAble [removed]
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LOL, nice! Should be interesting to see where this goes.
- 4 years ago
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ClusterAble [removed]
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Aletta
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Omg! This is hilarious, I think I should convert because that sounds like an awesome religion! I'll convert all my friends too and we'll all come to school dressed as pirates! Muwahaha!!!!
- 4 years ago
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Aletta
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Neghie
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How many stupid people does it take to make made-up beliefs a bonafide religion?
- 4 years ago
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Neghie
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robertobarreiro
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Neghie:
I am a folower of the all mighty spaghetti monster.
but dont worry, it´s not a real religion!!!! go visit the website www.venganza.org and you will understand. it´s a critic to religion!
- 4 years ago
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robertobarreiro
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Neghie:
Like most things that are critical....it's a waste of time.
- 4 years ago
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praject2501
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Neghie:
How many? I don't know. How many christians are there?
- 4 years ago
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praject2501
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div
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Neghie:
most things that are critical are a waste of time? does it even occur to you how much you criticize articles? need i say more?
- 4 years ago
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div
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kyackr
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Neghie:
"Like most things that are critical....it's a waste of time"
now would your criticism of the Flying Spagetti Monster and His follower's beliefs be likewise a waste of time? or do you feel you have divine insight on matters of criticism?
imagine a world free of criticism? yikes
- 4 years ago
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kyackr
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Neghie:
No. Because I'm just pointing out a major flaw in what people think is clever.
- 4 years ago
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outtheinside
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this is just hilarious. i love witty jackass kids. if they don't make you laugh, at least they'll make you think.
- 4 years ago
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outtheinside
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outtheinside:
No to both.
- 4 years ago
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hobosrule
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power to the pirates, the church of the flying spaghetti monster is the one true religion all non belivers shall be crushed by the spaghetti monster's giant meat balls.
- 4 years ago
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hobosrule
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You have to prove that it's a religion.
You can't just say it. Silly fake logical people.
- 4 years ago
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donkeyfly69
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J_Jammer:
how do you prove it is a religion?
- 4 years ago
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donkeyfly69
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Reeseismyname
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J_Jammer:
How do you prove any other religion?
- 4 years ago
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Reeseismyname
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alicynx
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J_Jammer:
It has followers. It has a "holy book". What more do we really need to establish it as a religion? I mean, if Scientology can be a recognized religion, anything can, yes?
If it was just one guy who wanted to wear a pirate outfit for the hell of it, and then made up some story about a religion, off the cuff, so to speak, then that would be wrong. This guy has more than a couple of people backing him up. - 4 years ago
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alicynx
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wilycomet
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J_Jammer:
are you implying that mainstream religions such as Christianity and Judaism are "proven?"
what?? - 4 years ago
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wilycomet
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J_Jammer:
Not everything is art.
not everything is funny.
Not everything can be a religion.
Not everyone is worthy of life. - 4 years ago
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kyackr
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J_Jammer:
you don't prove any religion .. you simply decide to believe in it.
- 4 years ago
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kyackr
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wilycomet
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J_Jammer:
who are you to say what is "art" what is "funny" what is "religion" and what is "life"?
everyone has different experiences and different definitions of reality - 4 years ago
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DeliaTheArtist
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J_Jammer:
"Not everything is art.
not everything is funny.
Not everything can be a religion.
Not everyone is worthy of life."I totally disagree with every single statement! Please advise us how we should know that something is "art" and who is "worthy of life", won't you?
- 4 years ago
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DeliaTheArtist
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J_Jammer:
Please tell me how if everything is then how do you appreciate differences?
- 4 years ago
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ii386
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J_Jammer:
because there is good art and bad art. happiness and sad. life and death. good religions and bad ones. pretty logical. you appreciate differences because....there are differences. you wouldn't be able to appreciate happiness without sadness, life without death.
you say it isn't when it surely is even if the degree of quality differs.
- 4 years ago
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ii386
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J_Jammer:
There are a lot of "bad quality" religions that are not noticed.
That's why his isn't noticed. That and he's faking.
- 4 years ago
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DeliaTheArtist
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J_Jammer:
Because everyone is different, so everyone appreciates different art, different humor, different qualities in people, etc. If there was strict rules for what "art" is or what's "funny", people would inevitably rebel against it anyway (which I am thankful for!) As far as being "worthy" of life, I certainly am in no position to determine who is deserving or not!
- 4 years ago
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DeliaTheArtist
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J_Jammer:
There are standards for clean water.
Why would there not be such for other things?
- 4 years ago
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Mark701
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J_Jammer:
The FSM "religion" is a spoof on religions in general. If you go to FSM's website http://www.venganza.org/
you'll see that his claim that FSM is a religion is as valid as any other religion. Obviously the point he's trying to make is that ALL religion was started in pretty much the same way i.e. by people making stuff up and then getting followers to diefy it. - 4 years ago
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Mark701
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DeliaTheArtist
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J_Jammer:
There are "standards". But art is not water, it is much more abstract, as humor is. Art and humor are not things, they are concepts. As far as life goes, there are "standards" for that as well, but they change based on time period and culture.
- 4 years ago
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DeliaTheArtist
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arcticspirit
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OMG this is real. Some poor kid's parent made up this religion. Now it's all over the world. I'll post a piece about it, as some at current may be into that kind of thing.
Flying Spaghetti Monsterism is currently the world’s fastest growing religion. The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster was started by Bobby Henderson in 2005 when he wrote a letter protesting the Kansas School Board’s decision to include Intelligent Design in the Science curriculum.
It became an Internet phenomenon, spawning a gospel, and all kinds of shit. - 4 years ago
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arcticspirit
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arcticspirit:
Klingon is a language from Star Trek. It has it's own dictionary, folklore, books......but it's still fake.
- 4 years ago
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alicynx
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arcticspirit:
Christianity is a collossal game of "operator", based on what people talked about over two thousand years ago. It has buildings named after it, people have died for it... but its still fake.
- 4 years ago
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alicynx
