Politics | December 20, 2008 | 6 comments

quotes from Groucho-Timeless

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it, misdiagnosing it and then misapplying the wrong remedies .There's only one way to find out if a man is honest...ask him. If he says 'yes,' you know he is a crook .Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read. I made a killing on Wall Street a few years ago...I shot my broker.
Although it is generally known, I think it's about time to announce that I was born at a very early age. (Groucho and Me)
A man's only as old as the woman he feels.
Here's to our wives and girlfriends...may they never meet!
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