Politics | April 01, 2009 | 2 comments

A Fake Consultant Exclusive: Administration Announces Drug Legalization Plan

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Washington, D.C. (FNN)—In a move some are describing as a “news dump” timed to coincide with the attention being paid to President Obama’s foreign trip, the Justice Department announced the Administration’s plans to introduce legislation to legalize and regulate the manufacture, sales, possession, and use of what are today legally known as Schedule I drugs.

Additionally, Schedule II through Schedule V drugs will be made available to adult members of the public at their request, with a doctor’s prescription no longer being required before such drugs can be dispensed.

The drugs being “legalized” through this legislation would include marijuana, LSD, heroin, cocaine, and ecstasy; also included will be all pharmaceutical drugs currently under restricted distribution: among those are Xanax, OxyContin, and Viagra.


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2 comments // A Fake Consultant Exclusive: Administration Announces Drug Legalization Plan

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    • The DEA simply shouldn't exist. Prohibition is and always has been a failure, all the way back to 1919. The cartels and meth labs wouldn't exist if we had sweeping legalization, and organized crime's influence would be greatly diminished.

    • 3 years ago
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      maybe i'm a cynic...because while i agree that the dea should not exist, that prohibition was and is a failure, and that legalization would knock the wind right out of the sails of organized crime...at the same time i suspect we would have meth labs and drug cartels--just as we do today.

      it's just that instead of ochoa being the gang in charge, it would be pfizer, or anheuser-busch (now part of interbev)--and we'd be getting our cut of the business in the form of taxes...which is just fine with me.

    • 3 years ago
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