The Most Sexually Charged Portable DVD Player Robbery Yet
source: http://gizmodo.com/5820607/the-most-sexually-charged-portable-dvd-player-robbery-ever
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Brian Barrett — Details are scarce, but we do know this: a man and a woman broke into a Hillsboro, MO garage on Sunday to steal things. Then they got sidetracked by having sex with each other. And then it got weird.
According to KDSK news, the woman decided—mid-coitus!—to spray her accomplice/lover in the face with pepper spray, stealing his car and driving it just far enough to crash into a pond two miles away.
The man, meanwhile, undeterred by eyes that were essentially on fire, managed to stuff power tools and portable DVD players into a bag and take off on foot down the road, where he was apprehended a short time later.
The weirdest part? Of all of this? Someone owned multiple portable DVD players, and someone else thought they were valuable enough to steal.
http://gizmodo.com/5820607/the-most-sexually-charged-portable-dvd-player-robbery...
According to KDSK news, the woman decided—mid-coitus!—to spray her accomplice/lover in the face with pepper spray, stealing his car and driving it just far enough to crash into a pond two miles away.
The man, meanwhile, undeterred by eyes that were essentially on fire, managed to stuff power tools and portable DVD players into a bag and take off on foot down the road, where he was apprehended a short time later.
The weirdest part? Of all of this? Someone owned multiple portable DVD players, and someone else thought they were valuable enough to steal.
http://gizmodo.com/5820607/the-most-sexually-charged-portable-dvd-player-robbery...
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lordsbassman
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I just like the ending-
"The weirdest part? Of all of this? Someone owned multiple portable DVD players, and someone else thought they were valuable enough to steal." - 11 months ago
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