Bright Green Hair or Bust
Margie a Relative, is a nice person, she is always trying to help. Her friend is seperated from her husband but theyhad grown kids together. The husband's father passed away, and she wants her Ex. to be presentable at the Funeral. The past several years hadn't been easy, he was suffering from Depression. He had lost interest in his appearance and his hair was regae' -just not neat or well kept. So she sent her older son over with a Relaxer, to get the tangles out, and a Black Rinse to tone down the Gray Hair.
Well, she just didn't want him to miss this occassion. She drove by to see if all was okay...His brother stepped outside, and said, "He's going, he's getting dressed.now, but the HAIR?!"..She was perplexed, but running late they drove off. the expression on his face seemed to say, "Just Wait You'll see!"
Soon they were there, the 300 mile trip was over. The church was packed, so they sat in the Choir, of the medium sized country church. The sun shone brightly down the Ilseway, and thru the stained glass windows...Soon a tall stately Figure entered, and began walking proudly, and determindedly down the ailse. The sun was beaming, gleaming landing right atop of her EX's beautiful Chartreus Green Hair. She gasped, as they embraced this rare sight.
Immediately she knew, "The Fresh Chemicals of the Relaxer and that Black Rinse,?" she thought, a (Deadly Compond). Margie Do-Gooder had out done herself this time.. She felt bad, but it was too late.
Later at the GraveSight, her 4 year old Grandaughter ran past playfully, looking up into his Face, shouting out loud..."Grandpa, you got Green Hair"...Margie apologized, as he replied..."Baby, she really socked it to me this time!"
Well, she just didn't want him to miss this occassion. She drove by to see if all was okay...His brother stepped outside, and said, "He's going, he's getting dressed.now, but the HAIR?!"..She was perplexed, but running late they drove off. the expression on his face seemed to say, "Just Wait You'll see!"
Soon they were there, the 300 mile trip was over. The church was packed, so they sat in the Choir, of the medium sized country church. The sun shone brightly down the Ilseway, and thru the stained glass windows...Soon a tall stately Figure entered, and began walking proudly, and determindedly down the ailse. The sun was beaming, gleaming landing right atop of her EX's beautiful Chartreus Green Hair. She gasped, as they embraced this rare sight.
Immediately she knew, "The Fresh Chemicals of the Relaxer and that Black Rinse,?" she thought, a (Deadly Compond). Margie Do-Gooder had out done herself this time.. She felt bad, but it was too late.
Later at the GraveSight, her 4 year old Grandaughter ran past playfully, looking up into his Face, shouting out loud..."Grandpa, you got Green Hair"...Margie apologized, as he replied..."Baby, she really socked it to me this time!"
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Well...at least he showed up!
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