"From The Mouthes Of Babes"
A young woman and mother of two young kids....1 year, and 2 & 1/2 are returning from a long day of Shopping. Ofcourse she has plenty of Diapers to change, and countless conversations and reprimands about the "Potty."
Regretting to stop and take the kids out of their Car Seats one more time, she has been
"holding it " quite awhile now. She reaches the front door of her home, twisting and turning, about to burst. She realizes she cannot find her Door Key. (Her 2&1/2 is closely observing her demeanor). Suddenly the water lets loose, and is flowing freely down her legs, forming a puddle on the concrete entrance way porch...Although relieved, she wnats to crawl underneath the potted plant.
The 2 year old looks down at the "pool" of water and declares, "Oooooooooh Weee!......
...Mommie -.You wet yourself,...You need a Dry Diaper!"
Regretting to stop and take the kids out of their Car Seats one more time, she has been
"holding it " quite awhile now. She reaches the front door of her home, twisting and turning, about to burst. She realizes she cannot find her Door Key. (Her 2&1/2 is closely observing her demeanor). Suddenly the water lets loose, and is flowing freely down her legs, forming a puddle on the concrete entrance way porch...Although relieved, she wnats to crawl underneath the potted plant.
The 2 year old looks down at the "pool" of water and declares, "Oooooooooh Weee!......
...Mommie -.You wet yourself,...You need a Dry Diaper!"
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