The 9 most annoying conversations you’ll be having on Thanksgiving

lmao this is hilarious.

I love the older lady family members who look me and are like, "Why don't you go help Aunt_____ in the kitchen?"

Translation: "It is your feminine duty to put down those playing cards, get off your ass, and get some cooking done!"

Sorry everyone, this girl cannot cook.

They forgot the "Look how much you've grown!" thing kids have to endure. If my aunt pinches my cheek I'll slap her.

i'm grateful that Cracker Barrel is open on t-giving .

There are 3 things you never discuss with family: religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin.

I took care of all that cr*'% last weak, so I can have a nice nontraditional thanksgiving at home with my immediate family and friends that I love to converse with...cheers...

Uncle Gary is thankful He's been Sober for 16 years and doesn't have to spend His money on Scots' Whiskey(proper spelling, by the way) for a bunch of Drunken Assholes...Screw the triptophan, Please pass the Cannibus Stuffing...BUUURRPPP!
Seriously, I'm thankful that all the "misfits" in My Girlfriends Family are getting together to avoid all the "normal" peoples bullshit this year, because since My Dad died, (this summer) I've told ALL the rest of My so-called relatives to bugger off, and I didn't have to see their dumb-ass Repugnantblican asses...YOU CAN'T MAKE ME STOP BEING OVERJOYED THAT BARACK WON!!!...More Stuffing, please!!!

I WILL NOT CALM DOWN!!! I HATE THE WORLD!!! MCCAIN LOST!!!

YOU CAN'T MAKE ME LOVE THANKSGIVING!!

(please pass the gravy, munch, munch, chomp, chomp)

MMMGHPH!...YOU CAN'T MAKE ME EAT THAT!

(could I have some more stuffing?)

BURP! YOU CANNOT FORCE ME TO LIKE OBAMA OR THE HOLIDAYS!!!!

(is that pumpkin pie?)

YOU CAN'T!! YA HEAR ME? YOU CAN'T!!!!!

AND Kite! YOU need to calm down!!!

socialexpert, sorry about the mess, and I guarantee you a GOOD vote on your NEXT submission!!

By the way Gypsy, if you delete your account...

I WILL CRY!

Thanks you two, you really opened my eyes back up!!!

You know what? you are right true. I can just vote without responding!

Urban Gypsy, sorry for getting testy, but I don't like thinking somebody else's hard work got flushed down the toilet because somebody saw my name attached to it.

Just paranoia, I guess.

papa, if you are so all-fired sure that submissions get canned here because members don't like you personally, then just vote on them without making a response.

I do it all the time.

And we're celebrating a grand deception, treason even, because don't forget, those good old pilgrims did stab the Natives in the back afterwards, literally.....

Why don't we get together more often? is my question,
.minus the turkey! LOL

papa, Urban Gypsy is right on this. If you do away with the voting apparatus then you really are just sapping the life out of Current.

Besides, and we all KNOW this. Current Staff has the FINAL say on submissions anyway.

They aren't going to let crap hit the air. They ARE the Gatekeepers!

Trust them!

Besides papa, you said after this election that you were going to trust people to have enough common sense to pick what they want!

I hope my cousin finally comes out this year. If he does I'll win 25 dollars. cha-chaaaaaang!

YOU can do as you please. This voting apparatus is nothing more than a battlefield where people aren't voting on the merit of a submission.

Their just voting because they like or hate a member.

If you DELETE your account I will come looking for YOU!!

I'v seen several people here mention something about Current Staff making the decisions about what gets put on TV.

If they take down the voting apparatus and people no longer have any say in what they want put on TV, then what would be the point of Current TV? Isn't the idea behind it that it is supposedly viewer controlled?

If they take it down and start controlling what gets put on TV without me having any say then I'll delete my account in protest as would many other people.

If I wanna watch a normal channel where I have no choice over what gets shown then I wouldn't be watching Current in the first place...

I also agree. You know what happened papa. They voted down one submission we liked, and then they voted up this submission making socialexpert a target.

It's time to do away with the voting altogether and just let the Current Staff be the Gatekeepers.

Their doing that now anyway.

how about the ever so special....
"could you pass the stuffing, and i'm gay"
HAH!

"We’re thankful for free 30 second Internet porn preview videos and the scotch bottle Uncle Gary brought over. Can we say that at the table?"

LOL! Hahaha. Thats great!

I agree with that.The staff here know what's good and what isn't.

We should just let them decide.

Friends, let's not drop down to their level.

I am making a suggestion to Current to just drop the voting apparatus altogether and just let Current Staff pick submissions.

It will put an end to all of this.

to take it out on a national holiday?

you must have a bee in your bonnet.

Hey! I got a GREAT idea! Now that BU$H is leaving LET'S HATE EVERYTHING!!!

Thanksgiving? HATE IT!!!!!

LET's HATE CHRISTMAS TOO!!!!

WE CAN HATE NEW YEARS! OUR NEIGHBORS AND THE WHOLE WORLD FOR THE NEXT 4 YEARS!!!!

HATE IS GOOD!

Pass the Bull Bollocks is more like it.

Please pass the calmari, and rub it under your armpit first!

I BLINDFOLDED MY PET MONKEY AND HE VOTED THIS UP!

Uncle Dan please use soap! You stink! Like this submission!

tell your knuckle dragging friends to stop voting down our submissions, and we will start voting UP yours!

We can play this little game too!

I like the 9-11 was an inside job conversation it gets people sober quick.

5. What games are on?

If you seriously care so much, why didn’t you do a little research before you showed up?

Ha! I so wish I had the guts to say this aloud!

yeah tryptophan. having been a biology major, that one bothers me the most.

Hilarious and all too true.

Don't forget that many of these conversations are had with your ultra drunk family and friends. :/

Happy Thanksgiving!

I love Thanksgiving. It's always a good time to get together with my family and friends. We have a huge meal. We all enjoy the day.

i hate this holiday so much
the only people i consider as family are my dad and sister

i don't want to look at or talk to anybody else on thanksgiving