SAGA: Episode 1

Series: short story influenced by Hollywood SAG Situation/Negotiations.
Networks & controlled media may present one side. but we want to highlight another perspective. On Twitter we talked about different players in this story.
the players: SAG: Board: Pres. Alan Rosenberg & team other regional officers. middle members, low rungers, vs. producers, 6% so caled celebs. this takes into account
that a former SAG director who is disgruntled may be brought into lead the management.
that will surely be unfair as he may know SAG's secrets & assis them. Seeing the unfairness of this, 1 person with marketing background/actor, 1 with business background, 1 manager & a writer/producer from LJ decided on their own to help highlight SAG because the playing field was off balance. hardworking working actors seemed to be the sad underdog in this.
for SAGA. the current story of SAG: how they deal with strife in labor negotiations & detours

The Story: SAGA

So is GH pitting high paid actor producers against rest of poverty stricken SAG?
'what? u want us to lick yr balls?' 92% of SAG members exclaimed as the producers threw baseballs at ALL of the 92% who were holding picket signs around all the studios.

'No,' exclaimed the producers 'we want u to put yr signs down & pick up the baseballs as a reward, that's yr first perk'

Then Alan Rosenberg (from now on The Berg): the soft spoken strong leader of SAG, raised is hand when he saw some were about to put sign down, & said
'my people! lowlands, midlands, & some highlanders, we are worth more than a few baseballs!'

Just then the Bystanders (they r the heads of regional offices like chicago & NY who seems to be pro management NY always get beter deal)
The Bystanders came & chortled, 'fellow saggies please pick up the baseballs, please pick up the base balls you are holding up the game.'

The lowlands, midlands & some highlanders looking confused asked 'what game? what game?

A group of high highlanders came rubbin their hands in glee(6% of celeb actor producers) "lowlands, midlands, highlanders U hav to pick up the baseballs or we
won't make our money, do u only care bout health care that u don't get? do u only care about residuals or jobs that u don't get? hurry up & pick up the baseballs u filthy low, mid highlanders. you are costing us our money, luxury trailer perks, leading jobs, back pat privileg'

At that moment, Anne Marie Johnson aka Saint Maria came rushing down as she had been in Washington DC meeting with Barack Obama & Joe Biden. Saint Maria; an upstanding woman of our times, she is strong but can be soft and has a great sense of humor, & speaks up for fairness. Unlike her usual calmness she yells 'get away from my people u filthy high highlanders, if u know what's good for you. & U uncool Moongseys--(that will be the name for the producers in SAGA from now on) what hideous game r u playing by throwing baseballs?"

All of a sudden they all heard a Thud thud thud, it was the new front for the Moongseys. Everyone trembled with fear including high highlanders 6%.

'I hav arived & now SAGA will pay' hissed the one known as the Bad Ginger. That was the most fierce name in the land as ginger root has bite.

At the moment The Berg came up with a briliant idea.

Which we wil reveal tomorow same time on this same Twitter Network. This has been SAGA We hope you enjoyed this episode of SAGA. join us again. Thank you for reading.

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