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Jurassic Park 4 will have dinosaurs carrying guns

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"Universal Pictures has begun casting for Jurassic Park IV, which is set to start filming in Kauai, Hawaii later this year. Laura Dern confirmed she'll be returning as Dr. Ellie Sattler, though Sam Neill will not be returning. Curious why? Maybe it's because the plot of this one features the government training dinosaurs to carry weapons and use them for battle purposes. No, seriously.

This is what they came up with. It's like a practical joke that's gotten way out of hand. Like Universal Studios was having a pitch meeting and somebody jokingly said, "Let's give the dinosaurs guns." And somebody in charge took him seriously and approved it. Then it just kept going up the chain of command until BAM Jurassic Park IV was born. The only way the plot could get any more ridiculous is if the dinosaurs also talk and wear parachute pants."
jmathew

3 responses // Jurassic Park 4 will have dinosaurs carrying guns

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    Is this gonna be a straight to USA Network release?

    whyphilosophy
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    This is going to be box office gold. Dinosaurs! With guns! These guys are geniuses.

    jmathew
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    This is a very, very old script too. This was a plan way back where the government had genetically engineered Raptors to have larger brains and would be able to be team members in military battlesquad with humans. It sounds ridiculous and it is, but this is the direction hollywood is kind of taking. Now if Laura Dern and Sam Neil are coming back for it then I don't imagine that this would be the same script unless they did major rewrites to incorporate them.

    beclark

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