Community | September 19, 2007 | 3 comments

Like Red Bull, Only Lightning Bolts

source: http://www.lightningdrink.com/company/aboutus.html

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"The infinite wisdom of Steven Seagal combined with an experienced Sales and Marketing team has made it possible for Steven Seagal's Lightning Bolt to emerge as one of the most unique energy drinks on the market."
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3 comments // Like Red Bull, Only Lightning Bolts

  • saskia
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      saskia  

    • i just want steven seagal to "share his wisdom and experience of energy with the world"... and with me.

      (actual quote)

    • 4 years ago
  • Justin_Gunn
  • cwhite
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      cwhite  

    • If you look at the nutrition facts, you'll see that it's pretty much all sugar with some B-vitamins. As in all his films, it's all in the packaging with little to nothing good on the inside. Or maybe you like getting your ass kicked by your dentist for having bad teeth from all the sugar in these drinks. Then it's kinda like a Seagal movie with the blood and pain and stuff.

    • 4 years ago
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