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Chicken John for Mayor of SF


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Chicken John is a local SF artist with a hat and a mustache. He's running for 2nd place to champion Ranked Choice Voting.

His competition includes a homeless taxicab driver named Grasshopper, a clown, a nudist, and Gavin Newsom.

You can't make this stuff up.

We report. You decide.
joebrilliant

5 responses // Chicken John for Mayor of SF

  • I expected more eloquence from Chicken. I do love that he was chewing gum though.

    And jesus, Fox, what the f#@k were the sound effects about? How embarassing...
    hollyg
  • http://current.com/items/76243112_our_mayor_at_work
    Chicken John faces stiff competition from the incumbent.
    Chicken John faces stiff competition from the incumbent.
    About as stiff as his cocktails! Zing!
    joebrilliant
  • Please tell me those sound effects were added by the uploader and not by Fox. Jee-zeus.

    Chicken John is just too cool for his own britches. He gets mondo-points though when he said "I'm here on your 'news' program." Zing, zap, powee.

    And the smooth, hairless, nudist was waaay too laid back and spacey for my taste... A sort of cannabis kind of relaxed... Which I guess is what it would take to show up nude on Fox.

    Viva la vida!
    http://current.com/items/85088451_better_the_devil_you_...
    FridaKahloLives
  • Why WHY WHY... do progressives and radicals go on FOX News and its offshoots? Don't they recognize that it only reassures the wingnuts that they're right about all of "us"?

    Was it "scare the normals day" recently and no one told me?
    noahjn
  • Ugly ...obscure....artist? I wouldn't let him walk my dog. Do we really want another mayor who does coke? Even in second place? Well we will see if the people in SF do Chicken right.

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
    gargoylex

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