Courtney arrives with over 30 Suitcases!

I don't. I bring like a suitcase and a carry on bag...and feel like I'm over-packing.

Maybe one of them is for her collagen-stuffed upper lip.

women DO get the "God, did you have to pack everything?" line all the time...us women pack our fair share of clothes and all our other NECESSARY items, but what about all the men that give us competition??? ...Brian...? As for women, the explanation...all men in a relationship have heard it a million times: We never know what we are going to need or what we will be in the mood to wear until we get there...and what if unexpected weather arises?!?! That's where the ten extra sets of clothes come in to play...and the 15 pairs of shoes...and...tip to Courtney: Abreva works wonders! Get rid of the herps or spare us the close-ups! :S

i don't know what you are talking about MER, i pack 3 pairs of pants and 1 sorta clean pair of boxers when i travel....ewww....k, i just grossed myself out! i pack ok for a dude.

Methinks that 99% of them are decoys to distract officers from her stash.

dood, brian, u can't go and generalize about all women based on one queen. what is wrong with u? another issue to consider: doods like u pack really light, but don't forget that women generally also pack for their significant others. thus, when you're damning yourself for bringing only jeans and not anticipating the sudden 100-degree weather days (which has been happening quite a bit, thanks to global warming), don't tell me u look both relieved and grateful when ur girl pulls out a pair of shorts for u. anyway, my point is: that was a really mean and hateful thing to say, dood.