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Santa, Can I have a Ho for Christmas?

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Well in Sydney, Austrailia, not even one Ho can be said by the giftgiving, bearded man in a red suit. Yes, political correctness has gone so far as to say that the common greeting of Santa is now out of the picture. Apparently we are dumber than a five year old because we think that five-year olds can recognize a social slur. Oh great, next they'll be changing the name for a real hoe to ground grabber. I guess then they'll have to change the name of the -Ho-tel industry. Obviously we don't want a place that advertises prostitution around. But oh wait, got to hit the fire fighters too, can't be calling the water lines that they save lives with hoses. C'mon people, lets just have some common sense!
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7 responses // Santa, Can I have a Ho for Christmas?

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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-hJTEP864o

    Tool time for 200, Alex.

    jennatar
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    Political correctness can go too far sometimes. Although, who among us hasn't joked with their friends, using a "ho,ho,ho" in that way at one time or another?

    Kids that believe in Santa Claus wouldn't get it and most ho,ho,ho's are used in an innocent Santa Claus kind of way anyway, aren't they?

    I think Ha, Ha, Ha is more appropriate as we rush around like crazed animals, fighting to fill our carts the fastest at the mall. The corporations are laughing at us all the way to the bank, why not have Santa laugh along with them?

    covelogibbs
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    First we have to tell them Santa exists. Now we have to tell them Santa lost the ability to say Ho and now says Ha? How many lies are we going to make just to keep innocent kids from making accidental social slur's? And then when we finally tell them that Santa doesn't exist the'll wonder why he suddenly lost his non-existant voice? If we lie to them about this stuff the'll wonder what else we keep from them. Maybe even the tooth fairy isn't real? Oh my god, their goes my plan for saving for college.

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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7wNuvuZr9cA

    In times like these let's not forget what's really important, being the first one in line to buy the latest lead coated toxic toy made by virtual slaves in another country.

    "HA,HA,HA...Indeed."

    I tried to find the "laptop guy" who was arrested for trying to beat his way to the front of line for the $100 laptop, but couldn't find it. This pretty much conveys what I wanted to, though.

    covelogibbs
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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BLAVDmqRZLc

    Cab Calloway is a HI-DE-HO man. So I guess he can't go to Sydney either.

    cwilson
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    Ho Ho Ho!!!!!!! Merry Christmas!!!!!!!!

    Uckfay
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    Son of a ... Every year with this someones-trying-to-end Christmas crap. I hope these people stay on the naughty list forever.

    critter

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