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Bush pardons turkeys

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Two turkeys received full and unconditional pardons yesterday from President Bush just outside the country's most powerful kitchen.

"You cannot take the heat, and you're definitely going to stay out of the kitchen," Bush said to the birds at the 60th annual turkey pardoning at the White House.

Presidents since Harry Truman have pardoned turkeys, but the event has been updated in recent years to include a bird-naming contest, with votes cast on the White House Web site.

Nominees this year included Wing and Prayer, Wish and Bone, and Tom and Jake.

White House spokesman Tony Fratto said not even speech writers at the White House would know the names of the two birds until the president announced them in the Rose Garden.

"I'm pleased to announce the winning names. They are May and Flower," Bush said with a smile.

"They're certainly better than the names the vice president suggested, which was Lunch and Dinner," Bush said as the crowd chuckled and the turkeys gobbled.

Pity Bush isn't quite so generous with his stays of execution when it comes to human beings...





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