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Fat Ass Airbag

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This revolutionary airbag is designed to stop peoples necks from breaking when their heads slam into an airbag, slide off, and hit the drivers window. You can now take comfort in the knowledge that your head will be cushioned by what are to all intents and purposes giant inflatable bum cheeks.

The connotations to be taken from the white nitrogen gas that escapes from the big fat arse as your head slams into it leaves a great deal to the imagination but I'm sure you can see what I'm poking at.

But hey, if bums save lives then get every car loaded up. People will be crashing left right and center for the hell of it.
phillyharper

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