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Live In Texas, Own 6 Or More Dildos, You're A Felon

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The Texas state legislature: Tackling the big issues.
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15 responses // Live In Texas, Own 6 Or More Dildos, You're A Felon

  • ask yourself - WWRPD?
    bobdobalina
  • sounds like an eminently reasonable law - if you need more than 5 to get the job done, you simply lack the proper powers of fantasy...
    klenga
  • Another great "Morality Law" law compliments of a sexually impotent bunch of Republicans who think they are the bedroom police of the world. It even rubbed off on a Democrat a couple of sessions ago when he introduced a bill that sought to restrict cheerleader routines and outfits that were too "explicit". I LMAO when the Supreme Court overturned the onerous Texas Sodomy Laws.

    Just what we need, more Ted Haggard wannabe's telling us how we should live.

    Isn't it funny how the only scandal those Radio Rightyland Talk Radio Show hosts ever talk about is the Monica affair. We seen Randy "Duke " Cunningham, Larry Craig, Mark Foley and a host of Watergate hotel poker parties with prostitutes get less mileage in the press.

    I guess the Bush Administration has SO MANY scandals that the moral crisis "du jour" preempts all those past scandals. The secret must be to have more scandals than they can investigate.

    May George Bush bless you and keep you and cause his face to shine upon you and give you peace, a winning hand at the poker table and hooker to tell you what a great Texas Hold Em player you are.

    BTW, Texas is the state that is most influenced by Radio Righties, NASCAR, Republican politics, stupid governors and a legislature that operates like knee-jerk bubbas.
    Inofuilwell
  • IPerhaps the state of Texas should be carved away from the civilized world and set afloat on the Atlantic.
    Yep...yep..we need more moral police telling us how to live our lives.
    Hmmm...a state that still has the death penalty and uses it liberally.....I wonder if oral sex is illegal in Texas as it is in other states?
    csmonut
  • Wait - isn't Ron Paul for less government? How could this possibly go on in his home state?? Someone, please help me make sense of this. I'm so confused!!
    bobdobalina
  • What's wrong with a little variety in your love life? I'm not sure that 5 could ever please anyone forever!

    Besides, is it truly constitutional to police our actions behind closed doors? Hell, if the actions are between consenting adults....or an adult and a dildo....then what the HELL is the deal?
    BrodaHoot
  • I feel so repetitive, but this is another example of the USA("land of the FREE") is not representing what it claims 2 stand 4...FREEDOM..."Free domain"...Umm HOW ARE WE FREE IF WE ARE DENIED THE CHOICE 2 CHOOSE?...Laws are a way 2 prevent the free choice...This country claims one thing then lives another...2 FACED COUNTRY!!! I was born here & have grown up here...I have no freedom(it always cost money)...I have 2 PAY 2 LIVE... again I say NOT FREE...I dislike money in the extreme(want nothing 2 do w/ it)YET, I have 2 use it in order 2 LIVE(food, water, shelter,etc.).....I have 2 pay 4 nessecities...I'm paying 2 LIVE....NOT FREE!!!!!! NOT GOOD!!!!!!!*Pure TRUTH*True PEACE*Total LOVE* is what the world NEEDS...I hope we start liveing it soon!
    Angelique
  • Um, did they test this out personally to come to the number six? I bet they did. Amazing that the Texas legislature has nothing better to do than pass stupid and invasive laws like this. So quick, everyone in Texas with six of them make sure you throw one out in your next garbage bag. Amazing.
    JanforGore
  • you can say butt plug, but not dildo. what do you expect from a state that elected george w. governor? is the texas legislature full of children?
    JasonMorgan
  • I think that Texas should just become it's own country, sorry to you progressives in Texas, but it seems like so much weirdness is coming form the legislature there.

    Texas even has the monopoly on Text books, too.

    Does anybody know more about the control that Texas has on textbooks?
    jubal
  • aww, more embarrassing things coming from my home state. I don't have enough energy to even defend it anymore.
    MornRail
  • wow
    im so embarrassed to be from texas
    our government is dumb and i appologize
    colorme
  • You gotta check out this story.
    jubal
  • he he he. . .I'm not a big "toy" fan myself, but to each their own and what goes on in the bedroom should stay there and not end up in the state legislature. I used to work at a tobacco supply store ("headshop") and it is illegal to sell or purchase bongs. . .but it is perfectly legal to purchase a tobacco water pipe.. . which is exactly the same thing. It seems that the same thing is going on with the sex industry. You can call it by a different name, but what does that change about the product? I have one question. . .if two heterosexual people have consentual anal sex in the woods, but the state legislation wasn't there to hear. . .did they really have anal sex in the woods? Ha ha ha.
    graceywayne

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