SuperBets for the Super Bowl

Love action!?! Well these bets should get the gambler out in you. If you and your friends are like me and my crew the Super Bowl is a time for making a single game of football as big and as awesome an experience as it can be. It should take a full day of Pre-pre-gaming, pre-gaming, bbq'ing, drinking, gaming, post gaming, post-post gaming, ... , talking about the game the next day at work, talking about the best commercials, finding the best commercials on YouTube, etc, etc,

Indeed, gambling is the best way to make any sporting event more exciting for everyone. Compulsive gambling is the best. Basically the goal is to have everyone on the edge of their seat during a 40-13 game in the fourth quarter. Mix the gambling with some good friends and a few All American Beers (please enforce this rule at your Super Bowl Party, there really shouldn?t be a single Heiny, Corona, etc in sight. In fact you should just be using Bud, Bud Light, Coors, Coors Light, and Miller, Miller Light. Seriously) and you?ve got yerself a nice little Sundy carved out. I also think B&M Beans have a lot to offer as they relate to throwing a great Super Bowl party.

Well here are the most ridiculous bets for you to throw in with your own.

7. How long will it take Jordin Sparks to sing the National anthem? (Bodog)

Over 1m42s (-115)
Under 1m 42s (-115)

6. Commercial Props (Bodog)
Which Super Bowl commercial will have a higher rating on USA Today's annual Ad Meter?
Budweiser 1:2
Go Daddy.com 3:1
Pepsi 6:1
McDonald's 9:1
Victoria Secret 8:1
Other 2:1

5. TV Broadcast Props (Bodog)
How Many Times will Joe Buck mention Peyton Manning's name during the Broadcast?
Over 5.5 (-125)
Under 5.5 (-115)
How many times will Archie Manning be shown on the TV Broadcast?
Over 4.5 (-150)
Under 4.5 (+110)
Will the entire Fox pre-game team pick the Patriots to win the Super Bowl?
Yes -180
No +140

4. '72 Dolphins Props (Bodog)
If the Patriots win, will Bob Kraft mention the '72 Dolphins during the Trophy Presentation?
Yes (-135)
No (-105)
Will Don Shula be on the field to shake Belichick's hand after the game?
Yes +200
No -300

3. Who will the MVP of the Game thank first? (Bodog)
Teammates, 2:1
God, 5:2
Family, 2:1
Coach, 5:1
Doesn't thank anyone, 6:1

2. Colour of liquid winning Head Coach is doused in (BetUS)
Transparent +400
Green +500
Yellow +300
Orange +125
Red +300
Blue +1000
Purple +1600

1. Tom Petty Props (BetUS)
Tom Petty...
smokes a joint during half time show +2500
has a wardrobe malfunction +10000
streaks field during play +50000
will smash a guitar onstage +5000
will curse during performance +8000
Update 2: The odds on two of the Tom Petty props have been adjusted. The joint one is now +4000, and cursing is down to +5000. I'd like to think that this post had something to do with that.