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The NHS has released official guidelines for keeping well this winter, which state that people should be getting plenty of exercise between the sheets to ward off nasty illnesses and ageing. Having sex with a little energy and imagination provides a workout worthy of an athlete, the article at the NHS Direct site says. 'Sex uses every muscle group, gets the heart and lungs working hard, and burns about 300 calories an hour'.
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5 responses // Sexual healing

  • http://current.com/items/88599221_six_reasons_to_have_s...
    Six highly scientific and completely official reasons to boff and whoopee.
    mischabarrett
  • Boff and whoopee? There's a north south culture divide here...both of those words mean "flatulance" up here in the north. Just what are you implying Mischa?
    phillyharper
  • boff
    verb [trans]
    have sexual intercourse with (someone).

    noun
    an act of sexual intercourse.

    whoopee
    noun
    wild revelry
    dated: a wild party

    PHRASES
    make whoopee
    1. celebrate wildly
    2. have sexual intercourse

    How would the northern version of this post read, I wonder to myself? Flat caps and whippets, did somebody say?
    mischabarrett
  • She means you should fart while you're having sex and not pretend it didn't happen... It makes you laugh while at it, and laughing is a good way of bla bla bla bla bla...
    Dflo
  • hah read this
    NicoleSamartino

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