Pedro Martinez wants all you doubters to know that he dominated and he did it clean...
- added February 14, 2008
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- kozeki
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Yes... with everyone doubting the accomplishments of everyone in baseball following the Clemens and Bonds hooplah, Pedro has announced that he did it clean.
He won three Cy Young Awards...
He truly did dominate, and we should laud his accomplishments,
Not everyone can win 3 Cy Youngs, a World Series, and throw Don Zimmer in their career.
AND he carries a midget in his entourage!!
I know many who see a baseball posting on here, jump out to be total "haters..."
But Pedro is a true role model...
"I have a small frame and when I hurt all I could do was take a couple of Aleve or Advil, a cup of coffee and a little mango and an egg -- and let it go!"
Typing this was painful, I will go take my Aleve-Advil-coffee-mango-egg power shake...
He won three Cy Young Awards...
He truly did dominate, and we should laud his accomplishments,
Not everyone can win 3 Cy Youngs, a World Series, and throw Don Zimmer in their career.
AND he carries a midget in his entourage!!
I know many who see a baseball posting on here, jump out to be total "haters..."
But Pedro is a true role model...
"I have a small frame and when I hurt all I could do was take a couple of Aleve or Advil, a cup of coffee and a little mango and an egg -- and let it go!"
Typing this was painful, I will go take my Aleve-Advil-coffee-mango-egg power shake...
4 responses // Pedro Martinez wants all you doubters to know that he dominated and he did it clean...
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You know what else he cleanly? Throw old ass Don Zimmer to the ground. In fact, one could say that Pedro OWNED his old gerbil ass.
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- bobdobalina
- 6 months ago
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nah, he stepped out of the way because he wanted no part of Zimmer's old-man strength. In the UFC cage he would have had nowhere to run and Zimmer would have pounded his face into a bloody pulp and Pedro would have been wishing he was shooting steroids and HGH into his scrawny ass alongside Roger Clemens and his wife.
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- BubbaParisFan
- 6 months ago
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You know what else Pedro did cleanly? Hang out with this midget. Everywhere. Including the dugout.
You what Pedro didn't do cleanly (as evidenced in this video)? His hair. That jheri curl was nasty! Maybe Pedro was using the Soul Glow to doctor the baseball? Maybe he wasn't clean after all.
He did have that midget, though...-
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- bobdobalina
- 6 months ago
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Pedro was going everywhere with that midget and no one thought to pull an Eddie Gaedel with him? There are simply no more Bill Veecks left...
...and yes, Pedro is dangerously close to AC Green/Michael Cage territory in that video-
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- BubbaParisFan
- 6 months ago
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