For rent: Funeral stripper
- added March 12, 2008
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- mattbrawn
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Of all the things I'd want at my funeral, a stripper had never really popped into my thoughts, until now, after a Taiwanese man reportedly hired a stripper to perform at his 103-year-old father's funeral.
£80 saw the stripper gyrate in front of the coffin for a whole ten minutes dressed in a shiny green PVC bikini - now that's class.
The man promised his father, who was notorious for his love of strip clubs, a stripper if he lived beyond 100, he did, so his son kindly obliged.
£80 saw the stripper gyrate in front of the coffin for a whole ten minutes dressed in a shiny green PVC bikini - now that's class.
The man promised his father, who was notorious for his love of strip clubs, a stripper if he lived beyond 100, he did, so his son kindly obliged.
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Sounds like the easiest gig ever - $80 to dance for 10 minutes for a dude who's not going to grope you?! Even better - say you want to give the dead man a real show and ask for some privacy. Close the door, whip out a good book and read for 10 minutes. There'd be no one to complain, how can you go wrong?!
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...no thank you...I'd rather have had been capeable to get a harder to get accomplishment to do that for me! ...I'll tell my next boyfriend that!
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If Im dead, have them all dance around
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If the son promised his dad the stripper if he lived beyond 100, then he had 3 years to oblige. Why didn't he pay the £80 on him for a private stripper then.
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