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A woman who sat on her boyfriend's toilet for two years might be facing criminal charges when the the local sheriff presents the case to the Ness County attorney.

Her boyfriend, as oblivious to why she did it as me and you, spoke to local investigators explaining that:

"She was not glued. She was not tied. She was just physically stuck by her body. It is hard to imagine. ... I still have a hard time imagining it myself."

He told investigators he brought his girlfriend food and water, and asked her every day to come out of the bathroom, but she always replied 'Maybe tomorrow.'

Police are unsure if the toilet-loving lady has any mental or physical disabilities, but hospital reports claimed she was in a 'fair condition' although she had refused to give medical and law authorities her cooperation.

No one is really sure why it took two years for the authorities to be called, but here's her loving boyfriend's reasoning:
"She said that she didn't need any help, that she was OK and did not want to leave."
mattbrawn

14 responses // Woman stuck to toilet seat for two years

  • http://www.wftv.com/news/3643877/detail.html
    Woah...

    This reminds me of that story about the woman who became stuck to her sofa after sitting on it for so long. Her skin ended up growing into the sofa's material.

    What a weird boyfriend though. I'm all for respecting a loved one's wishing but if she doesn't come out of the toilet for six years, it might be best to give her mother a ring.
    richjm
  • um....my ass aches after a quick tink, I can't begin to imagine...she must have had some serious lines around the cheeks.
    mypeeperisshowing
  • depression? strange.
    brianjhong
  • that poor lady... "maybe tomarrow" could you imagine how depressing that must have sounded? how did she bathe?
    bluesylee
  • where's the pics????!!!!!
    keeshii768
  • Maybe she got up and moved around when her boyfriend was out?
    Varex_Sythe
  • Is it possible that she had a recording on a tape player that said, "Maybe tomorrow," every twenty four hours while she was out living a different life in Fiji for two years?
    Colonial_Zombie
  • i've been to this place before and can testify of their strange nature.
    schimmerman
  • Holy crap ! I'm gonna beat that record solo style - lemme see , i gotsta hook my phone charger up to the socket in the bathroom , same with my laptop , make sure to have all my bills paid by direct deposit and whatnot , and make arrangements with my local pizza delivery dude so's i can stay fat . yeah , i got this one down chumps .
    malathion
  • hahaha! thats just amazing. how can you let a woman sit on your toilet for TWO YEARS STRAIGHT? something isnt right..there is something missing. its impossible to sit in a shitting stance for two years...on purpose. think of all the shows she missed. she didnt do her hair? she had to look like sadako from RINGU the little girl! i bet she was musty, and all he had to do was not feed her ass! litterally!!

    malathon you gona try to top that? what about the porn? gotta have the porn..
    okinawanmajik
  • there is another story about this woman that states that she had a phobia of leaving the room.
    Shamsu
  • This is the craziest thing I have ever heard.
    But the comments I have read are hilarious, oh well, I hope she doesn't create a phobia to the bathroom and starts not going to it anymore. That could be worse.
    taniazapata
  • haha what?!
    samonster34
  • Yeah right. If it's true she's one crazy lady.
    Callie2

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