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Woman VS. Rat; It's on bitches!

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It's a time old story; woman VS. rat? Okay maybe not but this is definitely some news of the weird.

A disabled woman was horrified after being bitten by a rat which came up through her toilet while she was sitting on it.
Maxine Killingback, who lives on her own, jumped up in shock when she felt the rat bite the top of her leg and fell over onto the floor, hurting her back.

After drowning the rat herself using a plunger and barricading the toilet to stop other rats which were trying to get out, she phoned Greenwich Council in London only to be told she would have to wait three weeks for them to come and sort out the problem.

The 55 year-old was too afraid to go back in the bathroom and fled the flat to stay with her partner ina neighbouring suburb following the incident on March 17.

She said: "You don't expect to sit down to spend a penny and be bitten by a rat."
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5 responses // Woman VS. Rat; It's on bitches!

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    She said: "You don't expect to sit down to spend a penny and be bitten by a rat."

    I don't know what in the hell she means by spending a penny but OMG is this story funny! LOVE-to-the-IT!

    woodywoodbeck
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    "Spend a penny"

    To urinate. The phrase originated with the use of shop's toilet facilities in olden times Britain, which originally cost a penny.

    mischabarrett
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    Well Thank god you explained it...I literally for a second thought she had to like pay a penny to pee!

    You crazy kids over there in the UK...always so unique with your lil catch phrases! ;-) Loves it! -- That's an American catch phrase for...umm...loving something! ;-)

    woodywoodbeck
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    Maxi Killingback was her name, how funny!

    Chique
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    americans.

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