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Daily Mail foams at mouth over 'teen sex orgy'


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The conservative British newspaper, renowned for getting all excited over sex, drugs and rock 'n roll, has got itself in a tizz over a massively naughty party at a village hall in Somewhere-on-the-Naze. The teenagers involved forged parents' signatures in order to rent out the local community hall for an end-of-term celebration, which in a classically British outpouring of lack of sex education and rebellion towards the whiff of exclusivity surrounding alcohol, ended in a messy pile-up of unprotected sex and visits to the local Accident and Emergency department. Something MUST be done!
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5 responses // Daily Mail foams at mouth over 'teen sex orgy'

  • The Daily Mail HQ needs to burn. Now I sound like them... Must be those drugs and sex I had earlier.
    BigBurst
  • Sounds amazing, where was my invite?
    phillyharper
  • All these youngsters think it is great -wait until the teenage girls(single) are pushing their prams around and the rest are paying taxes to keep them.
    zzeter
  • What this world needs is more peeps getting along , and if this kinda thing is what it takes then so be it .
    malathion
  • maybe they can get group-rate abortions.
    alyssak

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