The top 10 most ridiculous black metal pictures
- added March 22, 2008
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- phillyharper
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Have these guys actually got their image spot on, since Gorgoroth and Dimmu Borgir are both in the list but probably have bigger paychecks than your dad does....maybe even that rich uncle you have.
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- phillyharper
- 6 months ago
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that's pretty fierce.
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- Joydejavu17
- 6 months ago
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This also reminds me of a popular quote at my job [that became a favorite by a local metal band, opening their set]
"ARE YOU READY TO FIGHT AND DIE FOR METAL?!!!"-
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- Joydejavu17
- 6 months ago
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What rich uncle?! Where?!
"Fuck thirst. Obey your image." -
buraku metaru!!!
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- pressrecord
- 6 months ago
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The band names are nearly as good. Check out this Cracked article on the 25 most ridiculous band names in rock. On W.A.S.P.: 'The story: eager for a cool-sounding metal band name, Blackie Lawless, Rik Fox, Randy Piper and Tony Richards decided to take the word "wasp," then for no reason punctuate the SH*T out of it'.-
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- mischabarrett
- 6 months ago
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here's black metal photography taken seriously...-
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- pressrecord
- 6 months ago
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I'm all about Evil , for all that , i'm a diplomat for hell itself , but when it comes down to guys in makeup trying to represent for my pal Satan , that's where i draw the line - you gotta figure that these guys spend more time getting dressed up than any boy band ever did , and that is not Evil - that is gay , and Satan is not gay . In the name of my dark lord ( long may he reign ) i would love to unleash my unholy powers upon these posers , and i'd start by bitch slapping them while they sat in front of their mirrors , before they were able to don all their Hot-Topic-ish bullshit costumes , and then i'd cast a spell upon their adolescent fans and have them eat these guys , a la a bacchanalian frenzy - at the end of the day , i'd have all their fans shitting them out in runny little streams of steamy black goo.
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.sdrawkcab taerg dekool ev'dluow tnar ruoY .woW
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:e-fives huntre:
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- Joydejavu17
- 6 months ago
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alsi ku nushi ilani mushiti
itti kunu alsi mushitum kallatum kuttumtum
alsi bararitum qablitum u namaritum
- The Necronomicon
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