Tramp stamps for tots
- added March 27, 2008
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Great news parents! If you’re one of those long-suffering people who’ve wished your daughter could have some sweet ink on her lower back just like mommy does, but have reservations about the ethics involved with giving your grade-schooler a permanent tat, FEAR NOT, for some genius sticker-maker has given you a new option: Lower Back Tattoo Stickers!
Yes, now your adorable little 6 year-old can finally have the kind of tramp stamp that tells boys on the playground that she might just give them a pickle tickle under the monkey bars if they play their cards right. And best of all, it’s been made conveniently available by the good people at Toys ‘R Us, who have strategically placed this hot new line of child-ruining accessories in the vending machines by the door, right between the Hannah Montana and Minnie Mouse stickers. Finally, your kid can find the fake “Do Me Harder” lower back tattoo she’s always wanted!
Yes, now your adorable little 6 year-old can finally have the kind of tramp stamp that tells boys on the playground that she might just give them a pickle tickle under the monkey bars if they play their cards right. And best of all, it’s been made conveniently available by the good people at Toys ‘R Us, who have strategically placed this hot new line of child-ruining accessories in the vending machines by the door, right between the Hannah Montana and Minnie Mouse stickers. Finally, your kid can find the fake “Do Me Harder” lower back tattoo she’s always wanted!
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- Scott_Bromley
- 8 months ago
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