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Being a young student is pretty tough on the bank account, unless of course you are the granddaughter of porn supremo Paul Raymond. He passed away three weeks ago at 82 and left his pretty granddaughter a cool £650 million. Fawn James has wasted no time in hitting London's nightclubs with a bank account that allows for pretty much anything. We can no doubt expect this girl to become the new London party icon...

If you were 22 (I am..) and you just netted 650 million of your finest British pounds, what would you do with it?
phillyharper

25 responses // 22 year old inherits £650 million porn empire

  • dear god, id buy my own country and do what ever i want. and probably give some away too
    jessaka
  • i wouldnt give away SHIT!!!!!

    lets see. id open a school in gallup new mexico for native americans
    id start a construction company in Afrca to help build a trans continental highway
    id buy a Huge boat to live on. ( i mean friggin huge!) like 200 ft long
    id build my own pharm company and mass produce aids drugs to give away for free in africa.

    id buy a Porsche, Top Secret GTR, Ducati desmosidici, and another Ducati 1098R like the one i have...maybe in black.

    for a family car id buy maybe the new BMW X-6 thats coming out.

    id buy a house in Nago, Okinawa, an apartment in Monaco, and maybe one in Miami. Id buy a small prop plane...piper 180 2007 and after 3 years of traveling on my boat with my little girls tutor and her kids...ill go back to school to become a school teacher, and teach history or Econ.

    not giving nothing to charity, nor am i gona come back to the states for more than 29 days a year....so i dont have to pay taxes ever again.

    i dont think thats too much.

    ohh and lots of whores!! ill invite Jay-Z and puffy to come on my boat, and ill sit and laugh at them for being broke!!
    okinawanmajik
  • With nearly $1.3 billion US I'd amass my dream vinyl collection and then go buy an island somewhere out in the south pacific. Train a monkey butler or two and retire from the world at large.
    devo64
  • I certainly wouldn't have to buy porn, would I?
    thedez
  • ah crap... this could potentially be the making of a European version of Paris Hilton...
    Varex_Sythe
  • With 1.3 billion dollars, I would liberate America, then the world for the clutches of tyrannical men. Or at least try as hard as I can...
    lifestudentno83
  • http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/comment/faith/article3...
    The Catholic church recently came out with its seven new deadly sins, and one of them is "obscene wealth." I hope she lives comfortably off her grandaddy's fortune, but I sure hope she doesn't become too much of a glutton.
    pstuart
  • More Porn than you can shake...a...stick...um...at.
    Seriously? I've no idea, other than to take care of my family. That kind of money is beyond my scope.
    Let's face it. There can never be too many Paris Hilton's in this world. They fill the Loathe Quota.
    huntre
  • Partying gets old after a while, so hopefully she'll get her fill and then do something productive with the money. After all it's coming out of every orifice of her body.

    Let's hope she's more classy than Paris Hilton, I mean who would want to be Paris Hilton anyway?
    sabkl
  • http://parisbff.com/
    These people.
    devo64
  • Jesus, 1.3 billion U.S. dollars?! Must have been really good porn, or really good real estate. Or maybe real estate porn?
    Adumbration
  • Real Estate Porn sounds pretty dull to me.
    Arkitect
  • Really? She's wasted no time hitting the nightclubs with her bank account? Maybe she's pooped after meeting with R&D reps all day inventing a substitute to the internal combustion engine. Hey, it could happen.
    Shiftzee
  • *Did somebody order a pizza?
    CarlosIsDown
  • I'd also invest in nano-technology and the science of life extension so that people would no longer need to die, or procreate. Then my legacy would easily surpass Andy Warhol's for changing the modern world forever.

    Also, if I had unlimited funds, I would form a team of rich people to invest in Current Media so we could buy out MTV and VH1 and dramatically improve their content. From there I would focus my investments in media technology to help speed the transformation from the 2 screen experience (TV and Web) to a one screen uber-media experience.

    I would also go to a lot of galleries, operas, concerts, films, and clubs.
    aschneider
  • philanthropy

    lots of philanthropy
    chet_arthur
  • World Dominatio-----I mean I would do loads of nice things for everyone!

    In all seriousness I would give 100million to autism research

    300million to childrens oncology

    100million in scholarships for middle income people in the U.S. who usualy get skipped over

    beyond that...it's realy hard to say. How do you spend so much money?
    ocanada
  • I wouldn't waste it on lame ass club hopping. Id invest it, save it and continue my dream of becoming the male equivalent of the almighty Oprah!

    [ insert evil maniacal laugh here. ]
    talktome
  • part of what okinawanmajik said was perfect.

    the other part could have been left alone...
    Raven7
  • When questioned about how she would use the money, James revealed that she had ambitious plans to fuck it.
    BurningBush
  • Toast...

    Lots of toast.
    Sally_Cinnamon
  • She's a Soc/Anth Major, so she's lucky she won't have to live off of that degree... But hopefully she's read enough Marx to know the right things to do with that money.
    heliarc
  • Okay. Lots of time to think it over.
    I'd research and develop the definitive 3-D highest resolution imagery and spectral sound spread for in-the-round home theater systems adaptable to all forms of input/output, including all gamer gadgets, phones, high-speed computers and those Euro-dvds and tapes that operate on different broadcast "Specs". No biggie.
    huntre
  • I'd keep it in Pounds!

    Hey, I'd definitely use some to get an out of this world view of this globe - Oh, the beauty...enough dreaming I gotta get back to my coupons.
    Maxing
  • over a billion dollars selling vagina...amazing
    keeshii768

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