Virgin and Google to colonize mars!

No. This is VERY SERIOUS.

'The question is, do you want to join us?'
In a Fools Day maybe...

the application is fun, try it out! keywords: distressingly normal???

I got: Well, you're distressingly normal and could conceivably adjust to life as a deep space pioneer, though we recommend instead that you leave the Mars missions to the serious whack jobs who scored over 130 and instead finish year 3 of law school, tuck your toddler into bed, design Web 2.0 applications, run for Congress or do whatever other normal, healthy, middle-of-the-road thing you're currently doing with your normal, healthy, middle-of-the-road life.

Congratulations -- you are ideally suited to be a Virgle Pioneer; so ideally so, in fact, that one wonders why you aren't already living on a remote South Pacific island, serving as a biosphere test subject, washing dishes at a North Pole research station during the depths of winter or writing a highly intelligent, articulate political blog. At any rate, we want you for one of our upcoming Virgle launches. You'll love it -- the pay is great, the view from the spaceport should be spectacular, and we're told that algae and spirulina actually start to taste good after the hundredth consecutive day. Anyway, if you want to give Virgle a try, you can submit your video here.

wonder how the videos turned out haha

Virgoogled!

Royally duped! Blushered! (That's Mars-speak for caught napping on April Fool's Day). We thought we were dreaming when we logged on to Google but didn't hesitate and thought what a great idea and what a great opportunity to jump in at the start of something wild like that and draw attention to our tythe-mania business model we're cranking up. Looks like your average stitch-pitch, but believe me we worked hard to make it real ourselves and knew the world-spirit behind it would pay dividends for us all on the big E. Got to start changing perspectives, and it starts here, with the seemingly quotidian at ca8h.com. So here's what we wrote after setting up a New User Group (Dirty Sexy Money and Dirty Sexy Earth, to draw attention to making money and the plight of the Earth - some correlation methinks) thinking we were reaching the world through Virgile - who knew (not us, obviously)...
"Dirty Sexy Money? Doesn't have to be. We could all contemplate a future on Mars and give up on planet Earth, or we could all work together to create the universal paradise this was meant to be and still is for some - the thing is it could be for all. We just need to work together. Most are too poor, too hungry, too weakened by neglect to do anything about it, but here's the thing: If we work together, we can create the only miracle that matters - feeding, clothing, housing, loving and educating every single child on this planet. We mean to do something about it at ca8h.com. Join us."

The key is tything. Oprah Winfrey does it for Chris'sakes! Nuff said;)

'Cept... We were virgoogled!

Here’s Google’s reply to us:
From: noreply@googlegroups.com
To: netmix@yahoo.com

Subject: Google Groups: You've created the new group dirty sexy earth
Date: Tue, 01 Apr 2008 22:03:20 +0000


Hello netmix@yahoo.com,

Congratulations: you've successfully created your Google Group, dirty
sexy
earth.

Here are the essentials:

* Group name: dirty sexy earth
* Group home page: http://groups.google.com/group/dirtysexyearth
* Group email address dirtysexyearth@googlegroups.com

And here are links to a few more Google Group-related goodies:

* Change group settings:
http://groups.google.com/group/dirtysexyearth/manage
* Invite more users:
http://groups.google.com/group/dirtysexyearth/manage_me...

If you have questions about this or any other group, please visit the
Google
Groups Help Center at http://groups.google.com/support.

Enjoy your group and make us proud!

The Google Groups Team “

The Google Groups Team? Well hereafter they shall be know as the VirgoogleFoolsters – and we were roundly virgoogled! Fair play...

Ca8h dotcom

Totally fake yet a great way to waist ten minutes at 1 am... But, I still filled out the app. Why? because maybe. More specifically however, no such program exists "yet"...