50 funniest jokes ever?
- added April 8, 2008
- 13 responses
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- VSiskos
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"To assemble this collection of jokes, The Post contacted dozens of comics, ranging from top-dollar headliners in Vegas to regulars on "Late Night" and "The Daily Show" to up-and-comers who do alt-comedy at local bars. We asked them to tell us the best gag they'd written in the past year and their favorite punch line delivered by another comedian. So according to some of the funniest people on earth, these are the 50 most hilarious jokes of the last 12 months, whether they were told in nightclubs, on television or around a platter of fries at a late-night diner meal. Feel free to incite your own laugh riot."
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Too bad Dave Chappelle, Steven Wright, or Demetri Martin weren't asked. Maybe they just ran out of new material. Nah!
“The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades, especially if your teammates are bad guessers. The only time worse would be during a game of Fake Heart Attack."
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0353049/quotes
http://www.weather.net/zarg/ZarPages/stevenWright.html-
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- BlueDotProdux
- 6 months ago
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I once made up a joke at the checkout in Lidl. Most people don't find it all that funny and it'll be lost on most American users. All the more reason to tell it then!
Q. What ingredients do you need for a drunken night out with The Chipmunks?
A. Alvin, Simon, Piat D'or.
Mark my words, that gag will be lifting people out of comas one day. -
Some of these are pretty good but "50 best' is a real stretch.
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there a few good ones in here, but there are plenty of people who should not have been in there. Where is Steve Martin?
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My favorite joke is very simple, but it's in spanish.
Cual es el ultimo animal?-
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- stephenthomson
- 6 months ago
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Horse walks into a bar, bartenders says "hey, why the long face?"
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- rabidlemur
- 6 months ago
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A guy walks into a bar.
Ouch!
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Ok, NONE of these belong on the list. I maybe giggled at one or two of them, but that was only 'cause they sucked so much. I didn't see one from Jon Stewart, Mitch Hedberg, Demitri Martin, Richard Pryor, or any other significantly good comedian. That's not true. I saw one by George Carlin, but it was the worst joke I ever heard him tell. This is complete crap. What's worse, it's unfunny crap.
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I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time." So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.
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dco, much of a good joke is the delivery. maybe yours needs work.
"I said, 'That tree is really far away.'"
--Mitch H.-
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- chet_arthur
- 6 months ago
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I think i know what happened. This is not a list of the funniest jokes, but just a list of jokes. They are spread out between so many different genres, so no matter who reads it they will find some of them funny. My money says The Post is losing readers, so they are trying to be funnier. The boss told the reporter to find the 50 funniest jokes that dont have sex, violence, drugs, fowl language, or anything else that might offend to many readers. Finding this inpossible, our frusterated reporter, made up a story about talking to comedians, sat on their ass and watched comedy on tv all day.
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- cursedasfunk
- 6 months ago
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agreed, because some of them weren't that funny...
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"What goes whoo whoo plop? A ghost on the toilet."
I wrote that, for a pre-Current job I had. I'm brilliant.
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