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Don't get mad, get even. This very funny video turns the tables on the likes of Sally Kern. Much truth is often said in jest, and it certainly applies in this case. In 2005, New Scientist reported on a study that suggested that "genes contribute about 40% of the variability in a person's religiousness." A more recent study, also published in New Scientist, found that political ideology may be genetically inherited too. The Daily Mantra wonders if aversion therapy is as useful when used to treat political leanings and/or religion as it is when used to treat homosexuality? Perhaps gene therapy may ultimately provide a more reliable cure for right-wing Christian fundamentalists such a Sally Kern and our old pal Bill Donohue.
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24 responses // Gay scientists isolate Christian gene

  • I think this is hilarious, the funniest thing I've seen today, and so deadpan! Props to the creators, we sometimes learn and retain the most through humorous presentations like this one...

    I am curious as to how this relates to Sally Kern...? I've heard her recent rant about homosexuality being "a bigger threat than terrorism or Islam" more times than I'd like to admit, but has she made othet statements more directly relating to the genetic argument?
    brittars
  • Holy crap, that is the funniest thing that I have seen in couple of days.

    Would this be an example of, "turn about is fair play?"
    Varex_Sythe
  • This is really hysterical and well done too.

    Thanks for the gem.
    jubal
  • Wow, I thought this was real for a second. It puts things into perspective.
    B3rt
  • right on . . .
    selchie
  • next they'll isolate worry, desire for sex, tiredness and make us work 24/7. This is all a conspiracy..and I'm the theorist.
    sinlung
  • Touche' !!
    barkway
  • Lawl. This is hilarious. Well done.
    LaWingman
  • The Pink Tiger Research Institute.

    Brilliant!

    I'm glad they took the high road. I'm snarkier. I would have included a segment remarking on the unusually high levels of pedophilia in the ultra religious.
    crob80227
  • ***Jubal pats crob90227 on the back***

    I agree, statistical data supports your statement.

    The majority of pedophiles, misogynists and rapists that I have read about are religious straight people who have been traumatized by extreme sexual prohibitions in their childhoods or were themselves sexually molested by their fathers and even mothers. They are reenacting their family dramas/traumas on unsuspecting children and women.
    jubal
  • Chaser's Non-Stop News Network strike again! Legends!
    kristianbrodie
  • tsk... =D

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    this is just a$$-paquing bs...major league stupid if i've ever seen *really* stupid. what's funny is some people actually want to believe this shite if only because gays need to propagandize public acceptance at others' expense.

    it's just more obfuscation and intended confusion for a "lifestyle" that's not much different from pedophilia or bestiality. I keep asking what were gonna do when someone says they were "born" to love and wed their pet dog or some "consensual" elementary school kid in "holy" matrimony...for falling in a "love" even you liberals would be too afraid to understand.*that's* funny. =D
    ...and y'know, homosexuals never have a simple answer to that simple question! ...i.e. if anything goes, where do YOU draw the line? Is *everything* permissible because somebody only really believes it's "true" projecting that others are merely intolerant and so they deserve "rights" based on little more than sexual preference??? If that's the case, give rights to those who'd practice bestiality and pedophilia among other things... Move to a "sexual" bill of rights where anything you wanna screw is fine by you.

    tsk.

    post modernism sucks...and so does the homosexual agenda for shite like this. I always wonder why these satiring "gay" prix don't include other religions like Islam in their bs parodies. maybe cuz they're just afraid the Muslim world wouldn't even put up with this namby kind of bs, calling it what it is, and calling for the scary ultimate solution. Quite Unfortunately, weak politicizing gays can and do take kindness for a weakness, but only when it comes to Christianity and Christians, apparently, which is a religion that accepts all comers...even homosexuals.

    as for this...thanks, but no thanks. a word to the wise: "don't believe the hype!" cuz enough time goes by, you'll actually believe this kind of BS. I've always thought it a matter of mere personal integrity, believing that if you're gonna burn yourself to believe what you want, don't burn others...not like this.
    echoz
  • I have just heard on LOGO tv that these scientists have been looking for the gay gene for many years and have not found it.
    Here is the problem. They have been using democ-rats for their experiment. Those came from a monkey !!!

    Wowowow. This is amazing news

    Please, we need more videos like this one
    soleil10
  • Oh, There is more news jut in. Ophrah said that the Pope was wrong when he claimed that rats do not have a "spirit" so they can't have a Xstian gene.

    She answered on her show yesterday that "Men can have babies so why cant rats be Xstians"

    She also said that:" the earth was pregnant. That's why we have global warming. "

    AL Gore absolutly disagreed....... to be continue
    on the CNNN , the Christian non negative network
    soleil10
  • Jubal said that pedophiles are straights.

    He is absolutly right. This man is a genious

    He knew all along that Gays are straight people with a Gender Identity Disorder
    symdrome 302.85 as expained in the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual fo the American Psychiatric Association.



    soleil10
  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
    forcis12
  • Haha everyone just ignored echoz completely ignorant post. Nice try echoz... but you obviously have no idea how to think outside of your own brain.

    Gays and lesbians want to get people's attention just like every other group that has been withheld equal rights - silent protests don't work very well.

    And what do you mean, "people want to believe this shite"...? THIS VIDEO IS A JOKE you moron! A backlash at being singled out with the possibility of a gay gene - a "mutation" that carries negative contexts. Please, next time you have something to say, just save your breath.

    LaWingman
  • reprobates...yeah, think what might happen if you actually paid attention, laSwing' =D in just that 30 seconds of your debilitated attention span, you really "got me" huh? hehe you're just so smart. /*echoz "pats him on the back"*/ =D well, talk about "thinking" and "using your own brain"...where do you personally draw the line LaWingman? What's taboo for you? What's "off-limits"? (Certainly not Christianity...that's only worth fodder for "jokes," eh? Certainly no one respectable legitimately subscribes to that world view either, huh???? hehehe) =D And once you've gotten that far outside your little brain, (ahem) if you can, tell me why you'd "discriminate" against those marginal few...(like I said, they never have an intelligent answer, just typically a bone-head reaction)

    clearly, of course, rather, I do understand the premise of the video. It's completely fallacious. (but because you can't immediately find "acceptance" for little else than "humoring" your sexual preference at the expense of religion...and also to characterize any dissenter as moronic, it's just too "high-minded" for me. =D but really, it's not my personal problem that you must find the truth so honestly, plainly inexorable laSwingman =D ...keep hunting down that elusive homo' gene, huh? =D wish I could find one that "scientifically" predisposes me to whatever the hell I want too =D replete with mindless propagandized arm-chair psychologists justifying my every whim for "rights" based on my own lust and (ooops! LOL) sexual preferences.

    but y'all are just so "special." =D /*using my best effeminate voice-over there*/ (remember Dana Carvey from Saturday Night Live who used to say "special" like that? LOL) =D

    I'll save my breath, if you'll only but hold yours...indefinitely...until everyone in the world agrees with your sexuality and your "rights" for it, huh? =D
    echoz
  • People are born gay or straight. It is hardwired in the brain. If you don't get you peepee up for a woman and you are a man then you are gay. What is a person supposed to do if the opposite sex doesn't get their groove on? They usually either kill themselves or they come out of the closet or they quietly go completely insane.

    That is why we have so many people committing suicide in marriages, or murdering their wives and children, because these people figure out they are gay and society won't accept them so they freak out and kill themselves and/or their wives and kids. This happens a lot in our society.

    The only purpose of having sex is not for procreation. People have sex for pleasure all the time. People have sex to express their feelings through actions.

    EchoZ, dude, I am loosing respect for you because of your off the deep end and insulting post about gays. I thought you were more open minded. What a disappointment.
    jubal
  • Do not forget to see the movie "Get Expelled" in a theater near you starting this Friday April the 18th.

    soleil10
  • if you wanna judge me on one issue jubal because you're lost on it, be my guest. I make my statements because I'm sick of people like you claiming to be "insulted" when my own right to disagree is completely disrespected and disregarded for propagandized political correctness. I completely disagree with anyone claiming "rights" for little more than sexual preference. As far as I'm concerned, heterosexuals are really the only socially "special" ones because they can NATURALLY procreate and thereby DO contribute to the next generation of people.

    what trips me is that you're burned on it, saying people kill themselves etc. it's not exclusive to homosexuals jubal. get a clue. again I ask, what makes the sexual preference of homosexuality different from that of bestiality or pedophilia? if the only judgement is what it takes to get you up in your own potentially sick state of mind??? why don't those significant "others" cut the mustard for your graces, or are they rather insignificant??? And why??? Where do you draw you the line for acceptable sexual preference??? Admit it dammit. It's a PERSONAL issue what your preference is!

    See, it's my opinion that if you "accept" by social promotion homosexual sexuality, why stop there???? Can you at least acknowledge that it's potentially confusing to kids who may be developing their own sexual identities??? You don't see that OBVIOUS potential for "free-swingin'" confusion??? When your son looks at you strange are you gonna say "Oh that guy hitting on you son, that's ok...it's just homosexuality." I say screw off. That's the bs I resent more than I offend your political correctness I'm sure of it. You see homosexuals can't reproduce, therefore they simply must recruit...

    I hate that, politically, I have to justify some "lifestyle" I don't personally espouse for myself, or my family, because it's thrown in my face, on tv, in public, everywhere as a "gay" right to be. Do you see me throwing my own "branded" sexuality at you jubal? Demanding you accept it as part of your culture, and demanding rights because of it? grrrr

    That's such bs to get special treatment because you claim your sexual preferences cause you so much "pain" in life. People experience pain for personal choices and dispositions all the time! and if you accept homosexuality as an exception, again freakn answer the question, WHY stop there??? WHY??? If you're gonna open a door swing that mfer wide open then, eh? It's "progressive" to challenge social mores and to challenge people's PERSONAL ideas of sexuality by today's standards isn't it after all???? Why not propose a more inclusive sexual freedoms bill of "rights" so that no one can discriminate against anyone for whatever sexual preference they want or care to espouse...heh.

    bottom line...it's such bs! challenge my views jubal if you think to, but answer my questions. i'm not a bigot.

    I'll be the first to admit, sex is a PERSONAL thing. it's never bothered me what people do in their own bedrooms or "closets". It didn't even bother me that Spitzer was screwing high-priced call girls. It didn't bother me that Clinton got blown in the Oval office probably. Just like it doesn't bother me that some people are homosexual. But I don't like anyone claiming they have rights based on those very intensely PERSONAL preferences and then complaining like little biotches because people don't immediately accept them for "who" they are, so far as to claim "discrimination" AND politicizing the whole affair for "rights"! by and large, that's just as pathetic to me as saying someone didn't like you because you prefer sneakers to loafers, or dogs and cats to humans.
    echoz
  • Echoz- Jubal may be speaking from his personnal life experiences.
    soleil10
  • irregardless what sexual preference or experience Jubal has had in the past, I don't pretend to be his judge. It may come as some surprise, but I think Jubal's alright. I only advocate for the mutual objective RESPECT of more honest differences than those currently vied for in the general public opinion of what should be the homosexual agenda

    and there are more honest differences... homosexuality though it occurs to some, imo is simply not as naturally pervasive (nor as necessary) as heterosexuality is to the human species. If it was, we probably wouldn't be complaining about overpopulation and other crap like that...and rather also, it would be so universally understood such that we wouldn't need to explain away the strange looks on our children's faces when they see it manifesting in public, like some people only care to be in-your-face voyeurs whether you like it or not. that's some of the crap I strongly object to. (oh! and wasn't i just reading how the dutch want to legalize homesexual sex in some park while fining dog owners who let their dogs off the leash!!! see that's the a$$ backwardz kinda shite that literally disgusts me about the homosexual agenda!! )

    they not only want out of their OWN bedroom "closets," the wanna be in YOUR face, on YOUR tv, "teaching" YOUR children sexual values YOU may strongly disagree with, or f***ing on a public park bench where everyone can see them!!! ...and I could really care much much less who I "offend" in that regard. I feel I already have the "right" to disagree and espouse my own values be they religious and/or personal, much the same way they espouse they have a right to their "sexuality." And y'know, I KNOW I'm not alone in my thinking. People just don't articulate it because of the immediate backlash of being mischaracterized as homophobic or "intolerant." those accusations are BS! and it's not like I don't know "gays" or can't respect them personally without respect to what they do on their own time...many are very cool people. I just don't like that people so stupidly cow to the politicized bs like there really is something so entirely untouchably "special" to "being gay" such that they'll take every right you have to disagree and mandate that you "accept" whatever THEY want...because they have little more than a sexual preference? pfff... please!

    ...if Jubal wants to complain and make bogus accusations that I'm "close-minded." (well isn't that their typical reaction after all???) He's dreaming... let him sleep if he doesn't wanna wake up.
    echoz
  • Is this real? Like is this a joke show or something??

    WHAT THE F*CK?

    Its not genetic its a f*cking life syle its your
    choice, why are they doing this pointless thing?
    They should try to do more useful things like find
    a f*ucking cure to Cancer or better yet aids!
    basketcase

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