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"The World's Longest Fart"

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This weeks fart is boasted to be "The World's Longest Fart" and it might be just that. A few squeaks and chirps aside, this is a legitimate thirty-second fart. On a solid football Sunday I've had some five-second farts, but this is just insane. Unless you want to count my death fart from a few months ago that made my friend Brian run onto my front porch and dry heave.
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  • http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=_TEunWOzu2A&NR=1
    NAA NAA NA NAAAA!!!! Is that guys name Larry the Cable guy Health Inspector Jr.? Its a good thing that technology hasnt gotten that far to transmit "smell-O-vision" They tried it in the 80's I think when I was at the midnight showing of Led Zepp's "Song Remains the Same" movie, it smelled like pot in there, just like it must have been at that very concert. I walked out of the movies floating on a marshmallow cloud. Amazing Technology, but you just dont find that anymore.
    Here is what the latest candidate for the Democratic Party had to say about this....... NA NA NA NAAAA
    HeadNtheClouds
  • so amazing how does he do it?
    sustainablejohn

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