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Former Attorney General Alberto Gonzales now finds it hard to find employment since he left the post after firing federal prosecutors and telling the truth about the federal eavesdropping program. Once on the track to being the first Mexican-American to be appointed to the Supreme Court, he now goes and makes speeches and other speaking engagements across the country. Do you find this to be undeserved, or did he totally have it coming?
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19 responses // Alberto Gonzales can't get a job

  • Who would pay that man to speak? I didn't know he had the power of memory needed to even read a speach half a foot in front of his face.
    ocanada
  • The speeches are given at CLITA or Compulsive Liars Institute of Technology Anonymous meetings.

    The money he's paid is for keeping his mouth shut about ALL the bad things his done and knows of.
    VoyagerFilms
  • Well who the hell could aford that not speaking fee? I don't even think Halliburton has that kind of cash laying around.
    ocanada
  • The same people who pay for K street to run our government.
    Inofuilwell
  • Failure to answer questions should have meant further investigation was necessary. Instead he got a free pass, 'no memory, no crime'?

    What are they teaching the children? Corruption and lack of memory pays. No memory, no crime. It's not what you know, it's who you know. It's an 'Assault on Reason'!
    Conniepae
  • "So what are you're credentials and experience in this field?"

    "I don't recall. . . "
    Egnatius212
  • If Kenneth Starr can become the Dean of Law at Pepperdine, I'm sure Alberto can get a great gig at Liberty University... and if not academia, maybe a replacement for when Judge Judy croaks...
    kozeki
  • I can't believe there is no market for liars. What a disappointment that must be for those in the administration who will soon be looking for employment.
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    Marilynn_Murray
  • LOL, MM!

    However, he seems to have everything it might take to be an anchor, producer or program director at the FAUX "News" Channel.
    Inofuilwell
  • Oh, MM you had me crying with laughter with that first sentence!
    MornRail
  • oh there's plenty a market for liars, just not liars who get caught lying.
    stephenthomson
  • I'll bet his memory will be fully restored when impeachment comes into play. He's a "John Dean" type who'll do anything to avoid future prosecution.
    huntre
  • I hear Gitmo needs some waterboarders. (sounds better than it really is).
    chet_arthur
  • He'll do what all washed up lying politicians do...

    he'll write a book about all the things he now remembers...and how he didn't have a part in any of it.
    nickdotnet
  • That's the best argument for the existence of Karma I've seen so far. The only thing that will make it better is when he's sharing a cell with W and Chenny is making him his bitch.
    eldamon
  • I can't recall, who was he again?
    rabidlemur
  • What - Halliburton not hiring right now?
    eldamon
  • i can't find a good job either & i'm not even a war criminal
    blackdaylight
  • he's bush crony # 287790, just another clown, who deserves to be in jail or hung, period. for NOT serving this country, its people, the constitution, and laws.

    it's sad that we put up with such low standards, and these assholes get away with it all, when is there going to be accountability? wake up america!
    Wessagusset_Oracle

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