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The most ludicrous breasts?

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"I think society has forgotten what real boobs look like, and women like me end up thinking our boobs aren't nice because they disappear into our armpits when we lie down."

--Reason given for getting 32GG-sized boobs by glamour model Jodie Marsh

Ghkfffphtth.... your thoughts?
Julie_Soller

18 responses // The most ludicrous breasts?

  • That is ok but I like better small breasts. They are so cute, sexy and fun to play with it and a totally turn on for my taste. :)
    stopnoise
  • Why would anyone want breasts that large??? DD is hard enough to deal with and I can't imagine the back pain that comes along with GG, not to mention trying to find a bra. Sure she gets lots of attention, but it's the wrong kind; nobody will ever take her seriously with boobs that big.
    starbuck23
  • I know someone who NATURALLY, yep, you won't believe this, but she has size 38KK berasts. NATURALLY.

    I always hated having breasts, they just popped up out of no where when I was 9, I thought I was dying! I was so scared!

    Mine are a little big, (NOT LIKE THAT THOUGH!!!) and I HATE them, people glare I can't sleep in about any position, they wea my back down, so many nasty negitives, I wish they'd just dissapear!

    So, I have NO idea why you'd WANT those things! You KIND of know they would'nt even feel nice for even some sicko she's asking for to feel!

    .......I've never heard myself talk like that before! Scary....
    steadward
  • Whoa! I guess it was either that or a neon sign.
    Chique
  • She can box somebody up with those!

    And boohoo for you Steadward! Oh, my chest is so ample, I get all of this attention and I hate it!
    My cousin get's away with murder because of her knockers.
    You get no sympathy from this 36B chick. None!! : )
    Neghie
  • Oh, c'mon! Let's make a deal with g*d and swap boobs!

    I never even have anything to get away with! It's nofun for me! I just get some drunk man from the NorthEast of England howling at me! I DON'T appreciate that!

    I'm actually jelous of you!

    (PS, compared to what my dream is of having no breasts, you're HUGE! Better?)
    steadward
  • "I just get some drunk man from the NorthEast of England howling at me!"

    Lol! But still...it's too late to make that deal with god, so, you're still on my loath list. ; )
    Neghie
  • Dang it!

    Oh, well. Good luck to us in our next life if there is one, hope fully god took note of it!
    steadward
  • Chique - what she's done is much more effective than a neon sign. LOL

    You women! Such a crazy species.

    Breasts represent to both sexes nurturing and the source of life sustaining sustenance. No doubt, humans, actually all species (with mammary glands) are genetically wired this way and further fortified by the love, nurturing and nursing we experience from our mothers as a new born.

    In part, this is why "breasts", not your armpits or knees receive special attention. They are endowed (in a way) with special power, a super power. Many mature women don't realize the significance of this, and instead have been brainwashed into thinking that the males fixation on them is a bad thing, or dirty, or a base emotion you must avoid at all costs. As a result, many women despise or disown that part of their "God given" body. That's unfortunate.

    You see, it's not the males interests in your breasts that makes you uncomfortable with them, it's your own attitude about them that makes you uncomfortable - I mean besides guys acting stupid.

    There is nothing more attractive and sexy than a woman who is comfortable in her own skin, all of her own skin and in her power.
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    VoyagerFilms
  • I said that I like small breasts but to tell the truth, I kinda have a little more attraction for small but in reality I like any size of breast and women should be happy with what they got. Breasts are beautiful!!! Sure the problem of big breasts like the model above is very high maintenance because its puts a weight in your spine that can be very hard if you do not exercise regularly. I kinda fell sorry for women with large breasts actually because I know the hardship of it. However, do you want to know a little secret? For me it is not the size of the breasts that really turns me on but the shape of the nipples. I am crazy about these 1/2" round nipples. They do not need to be "on" all the time but sure it is fun to see them perky on gentle and round contact. I better stop here, my computer mouse is starting to get wet.
    stopnoise
  • ....you menshould have breasts for a night, you CAN'T SLEEEP!!!! They either get sqished and hurt or sink into you and feel jigley.

    II SERIOUSLY have NEVER talked...or typed such things before! I swear! I can only hopeon of thosedrunkn geordies are'nt reading this right now!
    steadward
  • Voyager,

    I was reading your post and knew you were a man even before I saw your pic.
    You see Steadward! He doesn't look like a drunk weirdo and I bet he'd howl at'cha.
    Neghie
  • Stop rubbing it in! I don't like my boobs, but apparently you do and hate me for it!

    ...I'll add that to my argument for hateing them!


    Look, there's stopnoise, he likes small, and seems dirty, ok? You can take advantage when you meet his kind!
    steadward
  • Stopnoise I think that's a bit too much information for my liking thank you very much. I agree with stead, I'm not huge but I'd swap mine any day with someone smaller.
    And that bimbo in the picture (yes, bimbo, cause that's what she looks like) with her false ones and bleached teeth, I'd rather be me any day.
    Callie2
  • Hi Callie, THANK YOU! ...I'm so scared of her! looks like she's just going to fall overonthe camera person with thjat daft grin still on her!

    P.S, I'll be on Mars tonight, between 7-8pm, hope to catch you there.
    steadward
  • she'll never get busted for a speeding ticket.

    get it, bust. sorry, i'll go now.
    chet_arthur
  • As someone who likes 'em big, no matter if they are real or fake, it seems like big boobs are the NEW definition of "real boobs".
    cmruready
  • hey, at least they are useful 4 sumthin...
    they're my pillows!! :D
    jade_azul16

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