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Sexpelled: No Intercourse Allowed tells of how Sex Theory has thrived unchallenged in the ivory towers of academia, as the explanation for how new babies are created. Proponents of Stork Theory claim that "Big Sex" has been suppressing their claim that babies are delivered by storks. Furthermore, Stork Theory proponents warn of the serious moral dangers posed by teaching children that sex has a function. They point out that evil dictators such as Hitler, Stalin and Mao all believed in Sex Theory, and they may have even had sex themselves.

There is also a late-breaking new development in the controversy, a new theory called Avian Transportation Theory.

Unlike the original Stork Theory, the modern, sophisticated "Avian Transportation Theory" (ATT) merely points out that there are gaps in the orthodox Sex Theory, and that current sonogram imaging is unreliable. Moreover ATT does not specify that babies are necessarily brought by storks but by "large birds unspecified" (although many individual ATT theorists PRIVATELY believe it is a stork).

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8 responses // Sexpelled: no intercourse allowed

  • http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_New_Inquisition
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    As Robert Anton Wilson points out in his book "The New Inquisiton" it's a good thing the New Idolators that try to reduce everything to Fundamental Materialism are challenged in their rigid beliefs

    But it's not any better when other Fundamentalists try to replace that with myths from the Dark Ages.

    A much better way would be to adopt the Model Agnosticism that Wilson suggests than try to disprove one false set of beliefs with another false set.
    Argon18
  • ATT is just warmed over stork theory and neither are science nor will they ever be. Beliefs are not facts.

    Very funny keep up the good work.

    seeker561
  • Ben Stein is great. The contoversy over this film is self explanatory..the grand design theory. Bringing this up academically is brilliant...no walls for discussion!
    cibalin
  • http://www.amazon.com/Brief-History-Everything-Ken-Wilb...
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    Well there is a "Grand Design" that serves as a "Theory of Everything" but the people that produced "Expelled" would be the last ones to advocate it since from stance they've used it's contrary to the very fundamentalism they stand for.

    Ken Wilber has developed one he describes in his book "A Brief History of Everything" that goes a long way to serve as a theory that emcompasses everything that transcends and includes the whole of existence.

    "Wilber goes on to show a number of "tenets" or "patterns that connect." The first of these is that "reality is composed of whole/parts, or 'holons'" (p. 20). A holon is something that is itself "a whole and simultaneously a part of some other whole" (ibid.). Borrowing from Arthur Koestler, Wilber argues that the world is full of "holarchies," as opposed to hierarchies. Where a hierarchy typically separates distinct parts, a holarchy consists of both wholes that are parts, and parts that are wholes. For example, an atom is a whole of its own, but also a part of a whole molecule. A whole molecule is a part of a whole cell, and a whole cell is part of a whole organism. As Wilber says, "Time goes on, and today's wholes are tomorrow's parts" (ibid.)."

    Argon18
  • Very funny!
    Here's the ultimate Intelligent Design/Creationism theory: God created the earth, but who created God?
    Future_America
  • That's where Creationism and Materialism get tangled up because you can't prove one with the other since they are on the same level.

    It's like saying stars created galaxies just because they came before them. Or that gravity created the Earth since it attracted the matter that formed the Earth.

    Argon18
  • i love storks.
    pressrecord
  • Maybe we are all just the figments of the Great Stork's imagination.
    Julie_Soller

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