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Police in Congo have arrested 13 suspected sorcerers accused of using black magic to steal or shrink men's penises.

OMG
look out!!!!!

"beware of fellow passengers in communal taxis wearing gold rings."
amaness

10 responses // Penis theft panic hits city

  • Finally some justice in this matter.
    BenDorries
  • Using magic to shrink penises?
    Then again I just saw that video of david blaine turn a cup of coffee into money so I guess anythings possible

    http://current.com/items/88916904_david_blaine_changes_...
    rajajajamjar
  • Black magic or great excuse for the genitally challenged? I wonder how this started? 'It didn't use to be like that honest! A witchdoctor shrunk it!"

    Now it seems guys are going round showing their shrunken bits to all and sundry ...

    "It's real. Just yesterday here, there was a man who was a victim. We saw. What was left was tiny," said 29-year-old Alain Kalala
    Pardon
  • haha, watch out guys...its probably some crazy penis shrinking disease going around
    ceceilia8671
  • I'm actually working on a pod right now about witchcraft in the Congo. I shot it last year and its been sitting in the edit pipeline. It will be out soon!
    Christof
  • You don't need black magic or voodoo to shrink a man's penis. All you need is some ice and willingness to touch somebody's junk.

    Or you can yell at the top of your lungs that the guy has a tiny humdinger in the middle of a crowded section of town.
    CCashman
  • magic voodo penis inlargement pills for sale!!!!
    danfrancisco31
  • I was recently in Benin and had the opportunity to go to a voodoo fet. It was wild! Everyone freaking out, racing around afraid of getting touched by "Egungun's" (which apparantly can kill you). I also went to a voodoo market in Abomey. That was an experience.

    Anyway, this story brings a whole new meaning to the term "hide the salami."
    Hawkmang
  • i wear gold rings...
    XricerebelsX
  • My legs are staying firmly crossed until I know these issues are been sorted. And I'm not going anywhere near Congo - better safe than sorry.
    mattbrawn

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