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Brawndo, The Thirst Mutilator lives!

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Valleywag reports that attendees at ROFLcon, the Internet-in-joke gathering in Cambridge, Mass., received a complimentary can of Brawndo, "The Thirst Mutilator" - a new sports drink copped straight out of the movie "Idiocracy" by Redux Beverages. You may recall Redux as creators of the infamous (but non-narcotic) beverage "Cocaine".

Yes, you too can now enjoy Brawndo just as your great-great-great-great-grandchildren will. Just don't water your plants with it!

digitrash

4 responses // Brawndo, The Thirst Mutilator lives!

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    Damn is that kid actually drinking it? I thought this was being sold as a novelty only... The friggin thing has 200 milligrams of caffeine!!! Also, finding out it contains inositol — a member of the B-vitamin family, sometimes used in treating phyciatric disorders — just gave Brawndo some more mystery...

    I dunno man... I mean just look at it.. bright glowing green... could you drink it?

    critter
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    But... it's got what plants crave!

    digitrash
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    Its got electrolytes

    Scott_Bromley
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    Had this today, it is actually quite tasty and does get you going. Inositol that is one of the ingredients is also used to promote hair growth and in naturally occurring in the body to maintain proper cellular membrane functions.

    But regardless, it has electrolytes and caffeine which is something new to the market, I see this going far, hopefully 7-11 will pick them up to make it easily accessible.

    JoeM

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