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Christian Birds Only!

  • How the hell are the people or the birds supposed to know they are Christian.

    This is so funny it's scary....
    jubal
  • I was thinking that we can just change the word "prey" to "pray", baptizing those birds about whom jim morrison was singing..

    Bird of Prey
    Bird of Prey
    Flying high
    Flying high
    In the summer sky
    Bird of Prey
    Bird of Prey
    Flying high
    Flying high
    gently pass on by
    Bird of Prey
    Bird of Prey
    Flying high
    Flying high
    am i going to die
    Bird of Prey
    Bird of Prey
    Flying high
    Flying high
    take me on
    your flight
    claudiacice
  • It has always fascinated me the way words and language have developed on this planet with the most fascination being gettiing others to go along with you on anything. I don't know of you but I have tried to launch a few with a dismal effect. You not only have to get someone to listen to you, almost impossible, then understand, again very difficult, then use the word frequently. I tried hectivity, a life filled with hectic activity, then creactive, actively pursuing creation and no luck. And Relevations, meaning stop fearing everything and open your mind. We face so many obstacles, but the language barrier must have something done about it and the www can do so much. In any part of the world, within even similar languages there are different dialects and two I know a lot about are Texas and Louisiana. If you can not communicate with someone from your own state what can you expect from a Bushman in Africa. If the Bushmen in Africa new of our Bushman and could understand what he spouted, then they would click to each other, come over here and kick his ass for giving the word bush a bad conotation. Wouldn't that be a site, the kindest People in the world turned to so-called Terrorists. Have we done that before? Sorry, my train jumped the track temporarily, but it happens so often I have become quite good at getting it back. My thoughts were in the train and now they are scattered everywhere. Got to pick them up. Will get back to you. Got one, Jim Morrison received a beautiful gift from the Universe that awaits so many and I feel lucky to be in that crowd, The alumni are endless and go back to the day the first man drew his first breath. He just like John Lennon became ensnarled by the very ones they were trying to help and it has happened so many times to so many Beautiful souls. This has always happened but the way communication has blossomed and will continue to grow it happens so fast now. I compare it to trying to save someone from drowning and getting drowned yourself. Can you imagine if Da Vinci, Mohamed, Budha, Jesus, Abraham Lincoln, Edision, the list goes on forever had been on Current today. Well similar people are, Don't get all wrapped up in the messenger, grab hold of the message. It has always been the same, and oh is it beautiful. I can't wait to hear from someone, you put my God in the wrong place or left him out. That would be wasting my precious time and pointless. I am not talking to those at this time. I am glad Will did God-doG, I was going to but procastinated. It affirms all I believe in. We all receive wonderful things and must embrace them or let someone else do it. Don't take it to the grave with you. We must create a www Tower of Babel to save this Earth. No one has to lay stones, They only have to place thoughts.I want it's name to be Current. No language matters, if you don't tell the Truth.
    Thank you Johnnie Hargrave ---www.relevations.org
    Relevations
  • If those Christian birds want to be cooped up in that artificial construct then good luck to them. Most of the rest of the atheist birds will continue to enjoy the big blue wonders of free and open skies.

    CG
    Captain_Graviton
  • Capin ya gotcha one augh the largest aura's I purt near ever seen. So you must be a great guy and awful handy on campin trips. I have taken and nearly got sick haerin all tha labels all ya Earth people throw around. Everythin in the whole kit an ka bootel we know as tha Universe is jus tha same thins Capin were you not pretty small when you took and statred your journey. Betcha ate some other packaged molecoles called other life and made it part of your ensemble. Everytnin in tha Universe is constantly eating each other and it awaits ya no matter what ya call yourself or what ya believe in. Make a cake, put out all the ingredients, mix it up, pop it in yur oven, eat it , next day look at in the toilet or if yur like me, yur yard, and tell me. Was there any change? remember I aint tryin to ruffle anybodies feathers and wood just as soon keep mine. Will
    Virtual_Will_Rogers
  • What?
    Captain_Graviton
  • What ya mean What?
    Take and find yourself an interpretor
    I gotta move on
    Got bigger fish to fry
    Symbolism----Satire----
    Will
    Virtual_Will_Rogers
  • What?

    I think I need to acquire an interpretor.

    Intolerance.
    Irony.

    CG
    Captain_Graviton
  • religion is so horrible.
    brokenladder
  • Aint no good aint no bad. Just a world full of people that have all been had. I am not trying to say I think birds should be athiests or christian or anything else. Birds that are not caged have something I wish I had. The ability to fly. I would fly until my wings fell off. Brokenladder, I wish you would read the response by relevations above. I agree with most of it and it hurts my soul to have people so not understand my intentions. I got me a typist and from now on will try to be clearer. I am trying to open minds and change attitudes and if something makes you think then that is a good place to start. I am a Golden Ruler and it is not my intention to hurt anyone or anything and sure do not want to spend all my time arguing on this wonderful forum. Some things that bother me will have to be addressed though. Will
    Virtual_Will_Rogers
  • Hi Will,

    That's better, I can understand you now. I was merely having a little joke and making a little statement about how blinkered religion and spirituality are. This picture does work well as a metaphor for it - from my point of view. Coincidence I'm sure.

    I'm also reminded of a great quote with a similar intent by Douglas Adams that's something like, "Isn't it enough to just love the beauty of the garden without believing there are fairies at the bottom of it as well?".

    CG
    Captain_Graviton
  • Damn Captain, Why didn't you say you knew Douglas. That throws the door way open. I guess when two people that more than likely think basically the same about most of the different things that confront us at this Circus take and get off to the wrong start then what chance is there for the others. It was hurting my soul that we had that little exchange and I feel a whole lot better now. I don't know about you but I should quit pulling peoples legs because I am trying to start a Golden Ruler movement and I don't want mine pulled. Keep in touch and just for the record. My favorite number has been 42 my whole life and never knew why before Douglas. Will
    Virtual_Will_Rogers
  • Blah blah blah, organised religion, blah blah blah.


    It's either a funny joke by a non-Christian, or a funny idea by a Christian. I don't really think anybody seriously expects to convert birds who, let's face it, aren't too bright, and would probably clutter up heaven with their constant chirping.
    AceHardchester
  • so I guess Poe's or Hitchcock's birds aren't allowed, huh?

    omg! What about Big Bird?!!!
    Binarysunset
  • I tell ya
    I'm havin too much fun
    Seein reactions from different people
    current sent e-mail where a lot of people are lookin
    yall are all great
    hope we aint fiddlin
    while Rome burns


    Have you heard the word
    I'm sure ya have
    but if not--------bird--------+++
    Virtual_Will_Rogers
  • Let's go back to the original question of how one can tell if a bird's a Christian. If it's wearing a yarmulke, then it's probably not a Christian. If it has its wings nailed to a tiny cross, then it may be a Christian. I could make this lame joke go on longer, but I'll leave it to you fine people to continue it if you want.
    CCashman
  • .................IT'S.........................................
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    ................people.......like.....you....
    .....WITH...............OPEN......MINDS.......
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    .......................Good......................................
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    Virtual_Will_Rogers
  • Life's too short for agnostic birds.
    willbpayne
  • I just desire to know why no one will make a connection with me. A moustache should not be held responsible for the face on which it resides. Many other people have worn the same moustache as me and they were comedians,Oliver Hardy, Charlie Chaplin, and Charles DeGalle, who was not as good as the other two. I do believe that my owner did a lot to change the way people look at me. I did nothing wrong. Please do not persecute me. A moustache can not choose it's owner or whether it is full size or not. The reason for my writing is to tell you all that I was saved by a Bird in Germany in 1945. Hitler removed me so he would not be recognized and placed me in his pocket. On the way to the plane for South America he casually tossed me in a ditch. What a bastard. I only wish he would not have lived out his life in the mountains of South America, painting and having children with beautiful young girls. I do hope that there is some form of an afterlife punishment, because if not Hitler fell through the proverbial crack. I was picked up by a seagull and dropped on a ship that arrived in New York. I fell into a box that contained an old accordion and stayed there for many years until the accordion was sold on e-bay and I traveled to Oklahoma to the house of the guy that Will Rogers took over on thursday. He is extremely nice and showed me how to register on Current. Please consider being my friend and won't somebody grow one like me so I won't feel so all alone. Let's bury the past and go on into the future with a whole new outlook and smiles under every moustache. I got to watch the birdhouse picture being loaded on the computer. After being in that accordion case for over sixty years I feel like the luckiest moustache around. Thanks
    .........Hitler's Moustache.....................................
    HITLERS_MOUSTACHE
  • Wow there are some interesting people here, The one thing I cant beleve is some people are actually trying to talk about "christian" birds? REALLY?????
    cursedasfunk
  • No good. The birds will only go in there on sundays.
    CarlosIsDown
  • I guess you could tell christian birds if they were judgemental and condemning of the other birds who didn't cheep/think the way they do.
    I'm enjoying your humor again
    missing you ricardo,
    love,
    me
    torhillmagdalene

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