13 year old steals dad's credit card to buy hookers

Perhaps a distant relative to the Bush family. After all they have a genetic talent for running up a deficit.

Wait hookers take credit? I wish you hadn't told me that...

Those are quite the boots for a 13 year old.

Hookers take plastic?!!

Hold up...

So hookers took their money, and didn't play the X-box? Thats cold as hell! All they wanted were playmates. This is too funny!

Wow, this is great. And I'm a Texan! lol That little kid would prefer to play video games then get down to business! Now, there's something you don't hear everyday.

Ok...I died when I read this:

"Police said they were alerted to the motel by a concerned delivery clerk, whom after delivering supplies of Dr Pepper, Fritos and Oreos had been asked by the kids where they could score some chicks and were willing to pay. They explained they had just made a big score at a "World of Warcraft" tournament and wanted to get some relaxation."

I resurrected when I read this:

"Ralph had reportedly told police that his father wouldn't mind, as it was his birthday last week and he had forgot to get him a present. The father, a lawyer said he had been too busy, but would take him on a surprise trip to Disneyland instead."


I am so through.

@critter, merasyad: yeap, you just need to swipe the card.

"Ralph's ambition is to one day become a politician."
Looks like he's on his way to become one.

wow i cant believe the dad isn't mad or concered about his son ordering hookers or even that his son stole his credit card.

at least he wasnt buying drugs or male hookers..right?

Well, all he had to do was answer some security questions, eh?

Not very secure if your 13 year old son can guess'em!

I be one was "What's the name of your 13 Year Old Son?"

the kids on his way to be governor

If those were the hookers actual boots...Then the kids got good taste. :)

everything about this story is awesome.

blame it on GRAND THEFT AUTO! i love that game!

Lol, he is definitely on his way to becoming a politician.

Uh, wait can i use my debit?

these boys will be pimps in high school .

could this kid's last name be spitzer?
stealing other people's money to pay for
hookers is old news.

The good news is that at least you know that hookers don't discriminate against circus folk which was the excuse they used

"Ralph's ambition is to one day become a politician."

Let's see if he has what it takes:

"stole his Dad's credit card"
-No problem stealing from family. Check!

"...$30,000 spending spree, culminating in playing "Halo" on an Xbox with a couple of hookers..."
-Wastes money. Plays video games(thats the youth vote right there) and likes hookers. Triple Check!

"..told the suspicious working girls they were people of restricted growth working with a traveling circus..."
-Exploits laws to his advantage?! BIG Check!

This kid has the makings of a bonafide presidential canidate. Now all he needs is a drug habit and an arrest record and he could be the next George W. Bush!

Haha thats pretty funny.

But it sounds like the kid's dad is kind of neglectful....and has a high credit limit...

also, I didn't know you could charge hookers to your visa

HAHAHA "Ralph's ambition is to one day become a politician." Sounds like he's got what it takes!

I hope he has a good APR%. How many miles will that equal?

That is the funniest fucking thing I have ever heard. It was seriously hard to read this because I couldn't stop laughing.


I am resisting to use any of the open x"box" with hookers puns.

A POLITICIAN!!
HAHA.
he'd be perfect for it these days.
anyone ever see idiocracy???

that's where we'll be if this kid becomes a politician.

what parents.
wow.

Texas already has a bad name. It sounds like some bad parenting to me thats all.

AND he wants to be a politician. This kid's the cream of the American crop.

"The escort girls who were released without charge, told the arresting officers something was up when the kids said they would rather play Xbox than get down to business."

obviously nothing was up.

This proves that kids aren't dumb as older people say they are. It just reinforces that kids make bad decisions. Funny unless you are the dad.

"The $1,000 a night girls sensing something up played "Halo" on the Xbox with the kids, instead of selling their sexual services."

Oh lol.

Yeah im sure his dad "wouldnt mind" that he went on a 30,000$ spending spree!

Wow, having read a number of the responses, it is funny to see how many folks......got it wrong.
I have a teen in the house.......Whoa.

you gotta hand it to em,
they were pretty creative.
that whole traveling circus bull shit
and that they had no right to deny em cuz they were disabled...pretty smart.
lol.

Ahhahaha. Too funny!

brilliant...

I think the kid will first be appointed as Attorney General first - so he can get tough on prostitution and such.

Ferris Bueller's Day Off

My favorite part is the last line, "Ralph's ambition is to one day become a politician."

legend.

HA!

I'm a little confused by this article, did this boy not do a bad thing? I feel like this story had a happy ending, "aww he's just a little boy"....and then the part where it says he wants to grow up to be a politician....no words for that one.

that beats what I was doing at 13.

That kid is on his way to becoming president! Is this story from The Onion? It's just too hilarious for words. X-Box instead of getting busy -- and 13-yr.-olds at that? They don't sound horny enough to be 13-yr.-olds! Or was that whole "X-Box" thing some kind of kinky fetish thing??? Just asking!