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Kentucky Fried Cruelty: The Movie

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This is the Crack House trailer.

"Ever wonder how the Colonel keeps his chickens so strung out? Drugs—that's how. Some say the Colonel likes the feeling of power, but the truth is that he wants chickens to get a real taste for death before he gives it to them. When you ask him about it, he always says the same thing: 'There're plenty of ways to get fried.'"

“Colonel Sanders ranks with Jigsaw, Jason, and Freddy Kruger as one of the most frightening psychopaths of all time. A must-see”
-Animal Times

“Profoundly Disturbing.”
-Ingrid Newkirk

“Watching Kentucky Fried Cruelty is like waking up with the sudden knowledge that everything’s actually not going to be OK after all K.F.C. is the most horrifying thing I’ve seen in years.”
-Chris P. Carrot
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