Man admits 'sex with a thousand cars'

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A man who claims to have had sex with 1,000 cars has defended his "romantic" feelings towards vehicles. Edward Smith, who lives with his current "girlfriend" – a white Volkswagen Beetle named Vanilla, insisted that he was not "sick" and had no desire to change his ways.

"I'm a romantic. I write poetry about cars, I sing to them and talk to them just like a girlfriend. I know what's in my heart and I have no desire to change."
  • added May 22, 2008
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9 responses // Man admits 'sex with a thousand cars'

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    I hope he only has sex with female cars. . . like god intended.

    Oh wait: aren't they all female?

    CarlosIsDown
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    My station wagon won't give it up any more, it feels good to get that off my chest.

    iammyfathersson
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    how do cars have sex? just curious

    emmarose29
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    i say go for it.... whatever floats your boat.. or should i say rev.'s your engine.... as long as my car isn't getting sexually approached when it's parked out on the street.

    katelinsdandelion
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    Fisrt men doind it with men now they're doing cars.

    waterwolf
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    but...how??

    keeshii768
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    Keeshi, I'd rather not know

    IAmTheWalter
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    Why is it that more and more nut-jobs are coming out of the woodwork as years pass? First the woman who "married" the Great Wall of China, then the guy who died after letting a horse go to town on him, and now this douche. I really need to move to the woods and build a perimeter fence around my house so I can escape this mindless madness that is our society and keep people out. It's stories like these that keeps me on birth control.

    AND WTF!?!? Why is it that all the loonies are from my home state?!?!?!?!?!

    atharrach

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