FBI hires moles to infiltrate vegan potlucks

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What they were looking for, Carroll says, was an informant—someone to show up at “vegan potlucks” throughout the Twin Cities and rub shoulders with RNC protestors, schmoozing his way into their inner circles, then reporting back to the FBI’s Joint Terrorism Task Force, a partnership between multiple federal agencies and state and local law enforcement. The effort’s primary mission, according to the Minneapolis division’s website, is to “investigate terrorist acts carried out by groups or organizations which fall within the definition of terrorist groups as set forth in the current United States Attorney General Guidelines.”



Those crazy animal rights people are TERRORISTS!
  • added May 23, 2008
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50 responses // FBI hires moles to infiltrate vegan potlucks

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    Thus proving what I've been saying: Non-meat-eaters are what's wrong with America today.

    rodbegbie
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    So... the obvious question must be asked of the FBI: Is there equal-opportunity mole-placement within circles of DNC protesters?

    digitrash
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    My prediction is that there will be more Ron Paul supporters protesting at the DNC than liberals.

    fountaingoats
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    It's a way to deal with government budget cuts... no more FBI cafeterias, so they have to find an alternative.

    joshuaheller
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    Man the FBI is really right on sometimes.....what a bunch of BS and waste of time and money. And people wonder how four planes could have been hijacked and flown into three differnt buildings, maybe the FBI that day was at Whole Foods looking into terrorist who buys organic fruit!

    etosha_pent
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    i'd be flattered if i were a vegan and the ol' FBI had enough fear and loathing of me to consider me a terrorist - well , maybe not , "terrorists" aren't as exclusive a club as they used to be - ok , i guess i'd be offended instead.

    malathion
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    Damn those vegan terrorists, they are ruining America, one lettuce at a time!

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    merasyad
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    Today it the Vegans tomorrow its the CURRENT viewers!

    mikd224
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    I am an informant and I come bearing hummus.

    sapere_aude
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    UNCONSTITUTIONAL.

    Repeal the Patriot Act now.

    This is exactly what control freaks want:
    WE THE AMERICAN PEOPLE ARE NOW THE GOVERNMENTS MEMBER ONE ENEMY.

    God save us from ourselves.

    kramericus
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    Can you speak a little clearer and lean towards the tofu plate?

    kramericus
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    nothing surprises me anymore.

    blackdaylight
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    Oh please. If you're going to be an authoritarian dictatorship do it right.
    BTW: I still love meat.

    Dmitri_Molotov
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    vegans are why produce is getting expensive, its about time are gov. does something worthwhile. just kidding

    riverdeer
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    Vegans: making tofu a threat again!

    Flexyourhead
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    Obviously the Vegans are plotting to overthrow the top of the food chain.

    Omnivores have to unite to foil such a dastardly conspiracy! Break out the BBQ!

    Argon18
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    I knew it all along. The vegans may not be hungry for meat, but they are starving for souls!

    Sara_Airey
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    It is true there is a connection between veggies and terrorists. Duh!

    atommccree
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    once, i felt like terrorizing a Chipotle after finding cheese in my burrito.

    DefenderOfPants
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    But on a more serious note, it just gets crazier everyday. I'm getting Hulk mad here reading that they use the term "terrorism" to define their blatant attempts to not only spy on but ruin the name of a protest group. It's disgusts me. What should we do about this people?

    Sara_Airey
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    I knew those pacifistic wierdos were up to something! I never bought that whole, health and wellness thing. I commend the FBI by making this the priority it should be! Afterall terrorism is primarily a law enforcement issue and no better place to look than potlucks. Forget looking in Saudi Arabia for state sponsored wuhabist bombers, or monitering our wide open borders, or cleaning up the no fly list, or bothering to wonder about flight students who only want to learn to fly not land planes.

    ocanada
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    I've decided to cut out the middle man and become my own informant. Save the taxpayers a few bucks.

    huntre
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    Is that Tofu in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

    Pondnewt
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    Now anyone who opposes any corporate interest is a terrorist.

    BentFranklin
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    Vegans? WTF are they gonna do? Fart on buildings until they come tumbling down?

    Mafioso
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