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McCain calls for gun holiday




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"Senator John McCain today called for a three month "Gun Holiday," during which gun control laws nationwide would not be enforced.

"With the economy tanking and the country involved in an undeclared war, I felt it was time to do something to spur the sales of gun manufacturers, who have been hurt by this recession as much as anyone else," said McCain. "So for three months, we should lift the ban on assault weapons, cease all background checks, allow peoples of every age to carry a concealed firearm, and release from prison anyone convicted of using a gun in the commission of a crime."

The three month "Gun Holiday" would follow McCain's "Gas Tax Holiday" and "Call Girl Holiday."

"People love holidays," said McCain, "When I'm president, I'll declare a holiday for every issue that confronts us -- no matter how serious. There's nothing Americans can't celebrate if they put their minds to it"."

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4 responses // McCain calls for gun holiday

  • The gun holiday would be followed by the prosecution holiday I suppose.
    VoyagerFilms
  • What a horrible horrible idea. This isn't for real... right?
    devo64
  • Wow... I can't fathom who in their right mind would even consider this a potentially good idea.

    "What's that, you say you're not a criminal? But you look like a criminal. Well... I guess we don't have to do the background check on you for this .357 because it is gun day after all."
    Varex_Sythe
  • No way this is real.
    smallwood

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