Doritos SPICE ATTACK!
- added May 28, 2008
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I was just thinking that Doritos had gotten a little light and wimpy. when i noticed something heavier than usual in my dorito bag...eeeeewwww.
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gross
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i prefer white cheese spice, like this cheese puff spice ball we dug out at Micah's place recently. one is a spice ball, the other, a cheesy poof. can you guess which one?? -
I think I smell and E-Bay auction ...
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i will eat it for my afternoon snack..
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Nasty.
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- clarity_kat
- 4 months ago
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Why are Doritos coated with spice instead of filled with it?
You get more flavor with less spice/salt if it hits the tongue first.
Excerpted from the article...
"[Barb Stuckey] was working on a tortilla-chip project, and had bags of tortilla chips all over her desk. "You have no idea how much engineering goes into those things," she said, holding up a tortilla chip. "It's greater than what it takes to build a bridge. It's crazy." And one of the clever things about cheese tortilla chips—particularly the low-fat versions—is how they go about distracting the palate. "You know how you put a chip in your mouth and the minute it hits your tongue it explodes with flavor?" Stuckey said. "It's because it's got this topical seasoning. It's got dried cheese powders and sugar and probably M.S.G. and all that other stuff on the outside of the chip."" -
P.S. Blech! :-P
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EEEEEEEEWWWWWW!
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Maybe you should take it home and use it with some taco meat as an experiment. You don't have to make tacos. You could make Taco Salad. It could also make an interesting stock for a tortilla soup type deal.
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- aschneider
- 4 months ago
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hmmm...gross.
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ugh, crumbly spice junk. my body would PUNISH me if i touched that.
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Ew. That makes me never want to eat Doritos again. Ick!
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Well... Looks like we have some Doritos haters here. I want the spice, I want to grind it up into a shaker and put it on things that have not enough Doritoey flavor. Like Doritos. I want double Dorito Doritos.
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- BenDorries
- 4 months ago
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ive gotten the spice bomb before too. its almost like it was inserted by anti-dorito pranksters to make you realize how freaking disgusting what you're eating is.
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Well as I see it you have two options:
1. Eat more and more Doritos until you find one that doesn't have the yuckiest crap of the modern era in it.
2. Stop eating Doritos. -
haha thats gnarly
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I can't decide what to do with it to be true...crunch it up and put it in my next salad...or sell it on ebay...
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FYI. Doritos has more comments than VC2 AIDS in Africa.
Click Link.-
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- aschneider
- 4 months ago
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clever...very clever..trying to steal the momentum of a meaningful and important online dialogue to raise awareness about aids in Africa...well I raise you a stellar pod about cystic fybrosis...
http://current.com/items/88983194_dying_young -
haha, its amazing how something so irrelevent as doritos spice can raise such comments about aids, and cystic hybrosis. aschneider, if you dont know, our media thrives of stupid crap like this. not actually meaningful things! haha thats just the sad, sad, truth.
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With the way Current is set up now, you forget there are pods to check out, rate and comment on. It's no longer a 'pod' site, it's more like a news site, and you know what, there's always room for trivial stuff like a lump of spice in a doritos bag. Spice attack!
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Both the HIVAIDS (Greg Crompton) and the Cystic Fibrosis (Sean Puglisi "spuglisi") stories are phenomenal examples of why current exists. Thanks for posting those links guys.
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Is Dorito Spice the new Spice Girl? Maybe she could be Spicy Spice. This message is as hollow as Doritos leave your stomach 30 minutes after eating a bag of them.
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You should try selling it to Stephen Colbert, it can be his new mascot.
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- sapere_aude
- 4 months ago
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Definitely sell 'em on ebay. No, seriously. Please?
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Also: did you say eating Doritos like "an old person"? hahah!
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Ha! I said I was eating Doritos like a NORMAL person (where's your brain?) And Yes!! I am going to sell on ebay as a fundraiser for obesity awareness for children. I'll send you the link so you can bid :)
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